Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2007

2007-10-30 22:53:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that im going to lay down on a pillow of tears
and fall into a dream of surrounding despair
and feel so trapped that the mind is my lair
I ask you this, do you care?

That tommorow i'll wake up like tonight has not been
and drift through the day like the mirror in my dreams
seeing only whats reflected but not what's actually there
I ask you this, do you care?

That nobody can see through my cardboard crate
which only the weakest of people would break
and only the strongest of people would care
too resist the weakest barriers that gaurd my marble stairs

2007-10-30 22:50:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

10 Yahoo answer points for 1 dorito (Nacho Cheese) ??

I think thats a good deal for you, you should take it before I change my mind.... its sale of the century, an offer you cant refuse!!

2007-10-30 22:46:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 22:44:53 · 21 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is "Evil Ways".

2007-10-30 22:44:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Financial has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cutback some of its branches.

Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will go for a song.

Today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived and ultimately crashed while 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank also got the chop.

Analysts also report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and with redundancies likely staff fear they will get a raw deal.

2007-10-30 22:44:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This "Lord of the Underworld" does battle with the title character in Disney's "Hercules."

2007-10-30 22:44:05 · 36 answers · asked by nancykep 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-10-30 22:42:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can you guys tell me the shows you loved from when you was younger like the old shows that came on fox family and other channels for example the old saterday morning cartoons on on the WB or foxkids or like the cartoons that would come on in the after noon or the morning like life with life with louie

2007-10-30 22:41:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

Are you over it now?

2007-10-30 22:38:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 22:35:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lie with me and just forget the world, forget what we're told before we get to old and show me a garden that's bursting into life. Let's waste time Chasing cars around our heads!

2007-10-30 22:34:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the Duke (John Wayne) of Y!Answers??

Speaking out against these aggressive violations and guidelines yet standing up for the weak and innocent peoples

or maybe its just me...

2007-10-30 22:34:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love That.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness(or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for *****'s and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls ****. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket...then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny

2007-10-30 22:34:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The Queen and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.



Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven.



She takes off her top and says,

"Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm proud to own them."



St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks the Queen the same question.



She then drops her skirt and p*nties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it.



St. Peter says, "OK, Your Majesty, you may go in."



Dolly is outraged. She screams,

"What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting hygiene

act, and gets in, and I don't?!!!"



"Sorry, Dolly," says St. Peter,

"But a royal flush beats a pair any day."

2007-10-30 22:31:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-30 22:30:48 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 22:29:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 22:28:31 · 17 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

My ex went on my MySpace page and wrote all my male contacts talking crap and I guess telling them to leave me alone. This is probably not the worst thing he has done to me but I didn't expect it. Like that was going to make me take him back. I thought it was sad and childish. He is a 30 year old man, act like it!

2007-10-30 22:27:13 · 9 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mouth open or shut?
Noisely or quietly?
Fast or slow?

2007-10-30 22:26:51 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 22:25:46 · 45 answers · asked by George TFPGH Delux! 4 in Polls & Surveys

One must dress appropriately when one goes about asking for Tricks or Treats! So what would one suggest that I, My Most Royal Frumpiness, dress up as for Halloween?

2007-10-30 22:24:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Of your burger?

2007-10-30 22:24:13 · 41 answers · asked by TheatreFan 6 in Polls & Surveys

A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

2007-10-30 22:23:37 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine's shut me up.
Yours?

2007-10-30 22:22:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-10-30 22:19:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 22:19:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

well..i like this girl...she is so beautiful...but one day..her dad lock her up on top of the highest tower...and there's dragon guarding outside the door...she doesn't know that i like her..but i'm too shy to tell her...what should i do?

2007-10-30 22:18:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Everyone seems jazzed about the Justice League movie, but I'm looking at this with cautious optimism. I just feel the studio is going to rush to get this thing out with no regard for casting and direction. I hope I'm wrong believe me, but don't be surprised if this turns out to be another Fantastic Four...disappointments both.

2007-10-30 22:17:19 · 4 answers · asked by John N 5 in Movies

Here's my current one: "Life's not what's better than" by John Butler Trio.

2007-10-30 22:16:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys