A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
2007-10-30 22:23:37 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA got any more??
2007-10-30 22:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by sally wag 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A beautiful joke.
2007-10-30 22:47:40 · answer #2 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Really a smart priest!! ahahahaha.... hilarious!!
2007-10-30 22:38:38 · answer #3 · answered by theFan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm so sure he was a Jesuit....!!
2007-10-30 22:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great stuff!!!
2007-10-30 22:52:12 · answer #5 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-10-30 22:40:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....
2007-10-30 22:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by -_-'' 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋