Entertainment & Music - 29 October 2007

2007-10-29 09:46:27 · 3 answers · asked by Nikki Sixx 1 in Movies

2007-10-29 09:46:15 · 25 answers · asked by Johnny rotten 2 in Rock and Pop

That blue stuff didn't do the trick.

2007-10-29 09:46:09 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw the Ghost of a little boy who I later found out had died in that particular place where I was really creepy!!

2007-10-29 09:46:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 09:45:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

City

2007-10-29 09:45:27 · 20 answers · asked by Mic 5 in Polls & Surveys

Me? I'm leaning towards no. I think these people are good at observing others and making a conclusion based on their hand movements, expression on their face etc... But someone actually reading someone's mind I'll have to see it to believe it.

Yet if you are one of those people who claims to have these powers then perhaps you can test them on me.

(Oh Im not stupid; don't go back and read my previous questions to get idea's rather prove it to me)

2007-10-29 09:45:04 · 18 answers · asked by Sephiroth~The One Winged Angel~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I don't normally like diet jokes but...

An extremely overweight man was put on a diet by his doctor.

“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds,” the doctor said.

When the man returned, the doctor was shocked that the man had lost nearly 20 pounds.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instruction?”

the man nodded…”I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.”

“From hunger you mean?” asked the doctor.

“No, from all that skipping.”
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Pls star if you liked it. Thx.

2007-10-29 09:44:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 09:44:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 09:43:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Blonde phones the Fire Brigade (Department):

"My house is one fire - come quickly"

"How do we get there lady"?

"Errr .... HELLO .... in the big red truck"

2007-10-29 09:43:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-29 09:43:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ha! I just lost my dog's leash in the thing! Thank goodness he wasn't attached to it! Holy cow, those things are mighty powerful.

2007-10-29 09:43:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 09:42:48 · 40 answers · asked by sugababe 1 in Celebrities

2007-10-29 09:42:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Deadant"? My hubby does that and it's sooo funy. He says it all in one word not "Dead ant." But "Deadant". lol

2007-10-29 09:41:32 · 14 answers · asked by Kera L 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 09:40:37 · 18 answers · asked by Bailey 6 in Polls & Surveys

Professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Don't wait up."

2007-10-29 09:39:49 · 17 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Jokes & Riddles

If so, do you think it's true? Was it an inside job? If you haven't seen it go watch it on You Tube.

2007-10-29 09:39:48 · 17 answers · asked by lina 3 in Polls & Surveys

Green for me

2007-10-29 09:39:41 · 49 answers · asked by MOVED! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 09:39:39 · 42 answers · asked by OldSkool 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 09:39:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Blonde, red, or brunette?

2007-10-29 09:38:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Candy Land, what candy would you choose to eat?
i would hope they had snickers, yum!

2007-10-29 09:38:13 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 09:38:03 · 13 answers · asked by Mic 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 09:38:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What was the longest you've waited in line for a concert? My record was only 15 hours, in the middle of January.

I just wanna see if anyone else has that kind of dedication for a musical artist like me :)

2007-10-29 09:37:49 · 18 answers · asked by desiree 4 in Rock and Pop

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Most of these Halloween jokes are real groaners (get it, Halloween.... GROANERS hahahaha hehehe uhhh yeah) anyway...

Q. Why was the student vampire tired in the morning?
A. Because he was up all night studying for his blood test!!!

Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A. It's good for the bones.

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Q. Why don't skeletons like parties?
A. They have no body to dance with.

Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Q. Why do vampires drink blood?
A. Because coffee keeps them awake all day!

Q. Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
A. Because he's a pain in the neck!

Q. Why did the mummy call the doctor?
A. Because he was coffin.

Q. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
A. To get his boo-ster shot?

Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A. Because people are dying to get in.

Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Where does Dracula water ski?
A. On Lake Erie

Q. Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals?
A. At the blood bank.

Q. When does a ghost need a license?
A. During "haunting" season.

Q. What's a haunted chicken?
A. A poultry-geist.

Q. What was the witches' favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling

Q. What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A. A dead ringer.

Q. What do little ghosts drink?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What type of coffee do vampires prefer?
A. Decoffinated!

Q. What time would it be if five demons were chasing you?
A. Five after one.

Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice Scream

Q. What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A. A blood vessel

Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch.

Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Don't spook until your spooken to.

Q. What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?
A. "You are driving me batty."

Q. What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled his tooth?
A. The dentist!

Q. What do ghouls order at McMonsters?
A. Handburgers.

Q. What do spooks call their Navy?
A. The ghost guard.

Q. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A. Squash

Q. Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
A. Because people are dying to get in.

Q. Why do witches think they're funny?
A. Every time they look in the mirror, it cracks up.

Q. Why did the tiny ghost join the football squad?
A. He had heard that they needed a little team spirit !

Q. Why don't skeletons like to eat spicy food?
A. They can't stomach it!

2007-10-29 09:36:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ace plumbing charges $100 for the first hour of work or any portion of the first hour. They charge $18 for each additional hours after the firsthour of work and there is no extra charge for over time. if the final billing total comes to 316 how many hours did acr plumbing work show and explain answer please

2007-10-29 09:35:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

lol... It's how I feel! Do you liiiiiike it?

2007-10-29 09:34:53 · 25 answers · asked by Kera L 3 in Polls & Surveys