I don't normally like diet jokes but...
An extremely overweight man was put on a diet by his doctor.
“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds,” the doctor said.
When the man returned, the doctor was shocked that the man had lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instruction?”
the man nodded…”I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.”
“From hunger you mean?” asked the doctor.
“No, from all that skipping.”
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Pls star if you liked it. Thx.
2007-10-29 09:44:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It is cute-not insulting like most diet jokes.
2007-10-29 10:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by PrivacyNowPlease! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It works better with an overweight blonde.
2007-10-29 09:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe this was in the Reader's Digest Magazine.
2007-10-29 09:48:45 · answer #3 · answered by barbie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Niiiiiiiiiice!!!
I won't skip your star.
Peace always.
Lol.
2007-10-29 09:54:41 · answer #4 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i thought it was funny.
but ill laugh at practically anything.
its funny though!!
-maryjane
2007-10-29 09:48:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey thats funny! =)
2007-10-29 09:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha funny
2007-10-29 12:59:23 · answer #7 · answered by kaitlin25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay. THAT WAS HILARIOUS! you are really good at that stuff!!! You rock!
2007-10-29 14:05:01 · answer #8 · answered by Camel Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...that was cute!
2007-10-29 09:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is funny
2007-10-29 09:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by loving life!!!!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋