Professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Don't wait up."
2007-10-29 09:39:49 · 17 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didn't find it sexist. It was very funny. LOL. I'd give it a 10/10.
2007-10-29 10:16:36 · answer #1 · answered by ms ruth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Logical
2007-10-29 09:53:52 · answer #2 · answered by oldfart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sexist. Cute!
2007-10-29 09:57:03 · answer #3 · answered by Who's sarcastic? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was really funny good for the wife!
2007-10-29 09:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont usually give stars for jokes, but this deserves one.
2007-10-29 09:47:14 · answer #5 · answered by claret 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 10:22:13 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... very funny, and I don't think it's sexist, but I'm no woman either.
2007-10-29 09:43:45 · answer #7 · answered by Nate 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. very funny
2007-10-29 11:59:02 · answer #8 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very funny, i don't think it is sexist. but very funny. LOL
2007-10-29 09:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by pennteller 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
very good x :0)
2007-10-29 09:53:48 · answer #10 · answered by nosy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋