Blonde phones the Fire Brigade (Department):
"My house is one fire - come quickly"
"How do we get there lady"?
"Errr .... HELLO .... in the big red truck"
2007-10-29 09:43:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After having two children, a blonde suddenly refuses to have sex with her husband.
He is dismayed, and asks her why.
She tells him because she's afraid she'll get pregnant again.
The husband is confused, because before his wife said she'd like a big family, so he asks her to explain.
She said, "Sure, I was all set to have a big family, until I read this article in the Reader's Digest that says currently, almost one out of every three children is Chinese! I can't take that risk."
2007-10-29 10:09:47 · answer #1 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao 9/10
2007-10-29 16:47:30 · answer #2 · answered by Adriana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i got one for ya.....
why do blondes have square breasts, they forget to take the tissues out of the box
what did the blondes right leg say to her left leg, nothing they've never met
2007-10-29 16:53:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha blondes sure brighten up my day
2007-10-29 18:57:09 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 17:20:57 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha...too funny :P
2007-10-29 20:31:22 · answer #6 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha that is brilliant
2007-10-29 16:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I LOVE THIS ONE!
2007-10-29 17:18:02 · answer #8 · answered by .sincerious. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋