Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2007

..."TERRIFYING?"

2007-10-26 12:46:32 · 49 answers · asked by Georgia Rose 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 12:46:17 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.


2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.


3. Only in America......do stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.


8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'


10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

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EVER WONDER


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

*Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I have no other time to dry my hair).

On a bag of Frito's: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." ( But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...noooo... Really?)

On packaging for a Rowena iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because...?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to... what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

2007-10-26 12:45:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 12:44:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I personally am all for the guns, but I think I'm needing an increase in roses as I get older.

2007-10-26 12:43:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

post a boring question, yahoo would post it


How Many brother and sisters do you have :|?

2007-10-26 12:43:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 12:43:00 · 25 answers · asked by I <3 My Hamster Smokey! 6 in Polls & Surveys

i need to know who is an mcr fan or not

2007-10-26 12:42:20 · 21 answers · asked by .. 1 in Celebrities

And where did you get it from?

I had one last week at my friend's house.

2007-10-26 12:42:12 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 12:41:35 · 6 answers · asked by Kristina M 2 in Movies

I want to see a movie. Wich one is the best?

2007-10-26 12:41:02 · 21 answers · asked by Celi 1 in Movies

ok, here's your chance to ACTUALLY answer my question. go wild. it won't hurt my feelings.

2007-10-26 12:40:48 · 33 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 12:40:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well for my book-report for my Pre-Ap English class i read the book- A Child Called It-. OMG that book is absolutely heart-wrenching. I can't believe any mother could do that to her child. It's so hard to image that a twelve year old boy went through that abuse. Have you read this book? What did you think of it?

2007-10-26 12:39:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pitcher? Sink attachment? On the fridge? Brand?

2007-10-26 12:39:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Come on. Everyone does it.
I use mine for routine maintenance

2007-10-26 12:38:55 · 11 answers · asked by the ox 7 in Polls & Surveys

The only song I can remember with my name in it is Radiohead's Lucky
"Kill me Sarah, kill me again, with love"
but quite a lovely song.

You?

2007-10-26 12:38:55 · 38 answers · asked by meep meep 7 in Rock and Pop

I love mine with chives.

2007-10-26 12:38:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 12:38:33 · 6 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

The # 1 movie on my list has to be " The Sixth Sense ". It totally floored me when he found out that he has been dead that whole time! That never even crossed my mind that he was dead.

2007-10-26 12:38:06 · 8 answers · asked by Smokey 4 in Movies

Police, Ambulance, Fire or Life guard....... which job do you think is the hardest?

2007-10-26 12:37:56 · 41 answers · asked by Smiler 5 in Polls & Surveys

sexual experience? Either saying you have more or less than your really do? Be Honest!

2007-10-26 12:36:27 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the image of that fat lady STILL freaks me out...and the heads wobbeling and gurgeling in the garden....ewwww! yipes!!!

( maybe i should rent that bad boy for halloween !)

2007-10-26 12:35:46 · 4 answers · asked by dali333 7 in Movies

no its not me its my older sister. i know she is trying too hard to be pretty but i just wanna ask. and i also know thats shes on the phone wayy too much. and no, she does not have a fake orange tan we live in florida. comment would be nice.

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2007-10-26 12:35:34 · 8 answers · asked by blank 3 in Polls & Surveys

My larger Elf just ran out the front door, giggling, and squealing, dressed as spiderman, holding my pillowcase! Do you think I should be worried or is this normal behavior?

And more importantly will I get my pillowcase back?!

2007-10-26 12:35:21 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please answer! my friend bet me that if i get over 20 answers,she will give me $30.PLEASE!!!!

2007-10-26 12:34:17 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An Irish Firing Squad stands in circle !

2007-10-26 12:34:12 · 14 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

man goes to his local shop, kinda like a pharmacy, says to the woman "have u got any condoms" she goes no but have u tried boots !!!
i wanna fuc her not kick her to death

2007-10-26 12:33:35 · 6 answers · asked by Benjy C 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Or a pretty bamboo hat l[=

2007-10-26 12:33:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-10-26 12:32:54 · 18 answers · asked by Marla ™ 5 in Polls & Surveys