Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2007

come on I won't tell ; )

2007-10-26 13:39:06 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff.

As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as the Amazing Eileen withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from her coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations."

She began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.... "

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"****" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.

2007-10-26 13:38:28 · 19 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Jokes & Riddles

dynomite

2007-10-26 13:38:19 · 17 answers · asked by tin woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 13:36:47 · 5 answers · asked by rdw_007 1 in Other - Music

Mickey Mouse tries to convince a judge to get him divorced from Minnie.
"I'm sorry Mickey, said the judge, but your claiming Minnie is crazy is not a valid reason for divorce" !

"I didn't say she was crazy, said Mikey, I said she was f.ucking Goofy" !

2007-10-26 13:36:44 · 16 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

My neighbor across the street will be outside with his dog and watch come over to my grass and crap,the other day I went outside and he is on my lawn not on the edge ,but practically by my front door. He is with his dog and his dog is getting ready to crap. I shooed both of them off. That is so rude. There is a park around the corner.

2007-10-26 13:36:37 · 49 answers · asked by Godsgirl 4 in Polls & Surveys

Shaun of the Dead and Night Of the Living Dead are contenders.

2007-10-26 13:36:07 · 8 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 13:35:26 · 1 answers · asked by scarlettmurray25 2 in Country

A friend of mine had a hard break-up after an 8-month relationship, so to help her feel better I am calling an emergency Chick-flick marathon... I most definitely need a huge list of good chick flicks... i dont care if they are gonna make us cry... thanks soooo soooo much

2007-10-26 13:34:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me it would have to be...

Straylight Run
+44
Redman(a rapper)
Aiden

Thats all I could think of for now.

2007-10-26 13:34:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

I remember these songs: Doin the butt, Joy, Rain, Sunshine, and Pain, Tick Tock you Don't Stop, Vogue, Cotton Eyed Joe, Proud to be an American, Hokey Pokey, Macarana, Electric Slide, Oh what a Night, Everything I do I do it for you, Waterfalls, I swear, Ice Ice Baby, More than Words, End of the Road, Baby Got Back, November Rain, This is How we do it baby, Hold On, To be with you, I'll be your everything, Restless Heart, Bump and Grind, Weak, Can't Help falling in love, One more try, I'm too sexy, Gonna Make you sweat, Good Vibrations. I know there are many more that I've danced to, but I can't remember them all. What are your memories? I pulled mine from this website to help jog my memory: http://www.alaskajim.com/index.htm

2007-10-26 13:32:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

what exactly are those accomplishments? what do you get from them?

2007-10-26 13:32:31 · 36 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 13:32:05 · 16 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 5 in Polls & Surveys

I cut my hair today and colored my very blonde hair RED

2007-10-26 13:31:39 · 36 answers · asked by bigDcowgirl 7 in Polls & Surveys

nothing offensive just give your opinion, good or bad
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2007-10-26 13:29:19 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 13:29:12 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 13:29:10 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 13:28:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 13:27:59 · 23 answers · asked by richfraga 7 in Polls & Surveys

And my tunes were played on the harp unstrung
Would you hear my voice come through the music?
Would you hold it near, as it were your own?

2007-10-26 13:27:51 · 11 answers · asked by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 13:26:45 · 18 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

does the Band sing the song one is the loneliest number? if not then who really sings it?

2007-10-26 13:26:34 · 4 answers · asked by J H 1 in Other - Music

Lisa Lamponelli? Who is the funniest female comedianne?

2007-10-26 13:25:48 · 4 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Polly is gone for the night. *sad face*

2007-10-26 13:25:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can cook, clean, and am pretty much domesticated, but I cannot iron my clothes to save my life. It's like I iron in MORE wrinkles... and it takes forever... arrrggg.. am I the only one?

If no.. then drop an indian some tips! :-)

2007-10-26 13:24:22 · 31 answers · asked by Styles Gagan 7 in Polls & Surveys

How would you like to get married? What's your dream wedding like?

2007-10-26 13:23:20 · 24 answers · asked by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 13:22:56 · 22 answers · asked by Barry 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 13:22:37 · 23 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 13:22:06 · 29 answers · asked by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

1st one who gets it right gets 10 points.

2007-10-26 13:21:51 · 4 answers · asked by sugarpie2 5 in Movies