It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff.
As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as the Amazing Eileen withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from her coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations."
She began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.... "
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"****" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.
2007-10-26 13:38:28 · 19 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha!!
that is soooo nasty........
i liked it. lol
2007-10-26 21:40:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 13:41:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. At first I thought it was the F word when I saw the asterisks.
2007-10-26 14:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by Equinox 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
XD thats really funny
2016-04-10 08:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh well done that gave me a good laugh.
2007-10-26 14:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by Bezza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-28 00:35:29 · answer #6 · answered by mal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooops
that's a lot of
poops
2007-10-26 13:42:35 · answer #7 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
starred
2007-10-26 18:28:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha hah haaaaaaaaaaa ha !
Star 4 ya !
2007-10-26 13:42:50 · answer #9 · answered by Trucky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2007-10-26 21:15:36 · answer #10 · answered by rubyroo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good joke.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-26 14:06:10 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋