Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
There were two ships. One was painted red. One was painted blue. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, 'Did you get my drift?'
Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.
Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
What is a a webmaster's favourite hymn? Oh, .com all ye faithful!

2007-10-24 08:39:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Am I being stingy?

My husband wants me to earn him some points on his account. I say he should earn his own! Am I being a "point whore" As he says?

2007-10-24 08:38:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have a moment in your life you are like what was I thinking?

2007-10-24 08:37:33 · 30 answers · asked by MOs fishin 6 in Polls & Surveys

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In the Office, does Jim ever come back?

yeah, sorry, i been out of the loop lately

2007-10-24 08:37:09 · 5 answers · asked by Christine R 1 in Comedy

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What's your favorite romantic song?

2007-10-24 08:36:59 · 18 answers · asked by Starr 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Can you believe it??

It's almost November, It's sunny and about 70F or 20C and I'm still wearing shorts up here.
Is anybody else having unseasonably warm weather this year??

2007-10-24 08:36:08 · 20 answers · asked by mjfrog 6 in Polls & Surveys

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If you could write a letter to a younger you, what would you tell yourself?

2007-10-24 08:34:06 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you hate this kind of question?

Am I pretty?
how do I look?

i think they are so dumb, if someone wants to know how they look, they should just go look in the mirror.

oh well.

hope everyone has a nice day!!
hugs!!

2007-10-24 08:33:57 · 18 answers · asked by *Casey * 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Ever noticed how people speak differently when they are on the phone?

I think from when I worked at the hospital I speak differently than normal. I did not even notice it til it was pointed out to me lol

2007-10-24 08:33:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone want to come over for supper-Hubbys fixing steaks?

Should i have the fire dept on stand by?LOL

2007-10-24 08:33:04 · 7 answers · asked by Karebear 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever offended anyone here?

have I offened you?

can I do a blanket apology for anyone I offened in any way then just direct them to this question?

2007-10-24 08:32:24 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How do my question get a star?

im new to this Yahoo answers and I see people get stars how can i get stars too?

2007-10-24 08:31:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Styx or Queen?

I prefer Queen

2007-10-24 08:30:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

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do you ever go on a starring binge?

starring people to death...

2007-10-24 08:28:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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