Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
There were two ships. One was painted red. One was painted blue. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, 'Did you get my drift?'
Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.
Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
What is a a webmaster's favourite hymn? Oh, .com all ye faithful!
2007-10-24 08:39:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, those were funny, pmsl hun
have a star
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2007-10-24 10:16:07 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love funny men. I think it is true for me. I would choose a guy with a great sense of humor over a guy with great looks anytime.
2016-05-25 13:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Steven Wright has basically made a living out of lines like these.
2007-10-24 08:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by Stephen L 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's pretty good. But you can't explain to me why no student in cosmotology class can't answer what causes lunar cycles.
2007-10-24 08:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!!
2007-10-24 08:49:14 · answer #5 · answered by Hedge Witch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea sometimes you cant beat a good one liner.
two pretzels were walking down the street one was a salted.
2007-10-24 08:44:45 · answer #6 · answered by Not a Good Role Model 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep Funny Made me smile.
2007-10-24 08:41:56 · answer #7 · answered by chicky 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I never forget a face.. but in your case I'll make an exception..
2007-10-24 08:46:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny >>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-25 00:07:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
the reindeer 1 was very good!
2007-10-24 08:43:40 · answer #10 · answered by christina c 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋