was gathered up,then he saw an envelope,propped up prominently on the bed side table addressed "Dad". with the worst premonition,he opened and read the letter with trembling hands.
"Dear Dad.It is with great regret and sorrow that i'm writting you.I had to elope with my new girlfriend,because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and mom.I've been finding real passion with stacey,and she is so nice ,but Iknew you would not approve of her,because of all her piercings,tatoos,tight motorcycle clothes,and because she is much older than I am but its not only the passion,she's pregnant.Stacey said that we will be very happy.She ownes a trailer in the woods,and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.We share the dream of having many more kids.Stacey has opened my eyes to the fact narijuana dont really hurtanyone.We'll be growing it ourselves and trading it with the other folk in the commune for all the cacaine we want.In the meantime,we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
2007-10-22
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