was gathered up,then he saw an envelope,propped up prominently on the bed side table addressed "Dad". with the worst premonition,he opened and read the letter with trembling hands.
"Dear Dad.It is with great regret and sorrow that i'm writting you.I had to elope with my new girlfriend,because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and mom.I've been finding real passion with stacey,and she is so nice ,but Iknew you would not approve of her,because of all her piercings,tatoos,tight motorcycle clothes,and because she is much older than I am but its not only the passion,she's pregnant.Stacey said that we will be very happy.She ownes a trailer in the woods,and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.We share the dream of having many more kids.Stacey has opened my eyes to the fact narijuana dont really hurtanyone.We'll be growing it ourselves and trading it with the other folk in the commune for all the cacaine we want.In the meantime,we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
2007-10-22 02:35:12 · 31 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Stacey can get better. She sure deserves it.
Dont worry Dad, I'm 15,and i know how to take care of myselfand someday,I'm sure we will be back to visitso you can get to know your many grandchildren.
love,your son john
p.p dad none of this is true.I'm over at tommy's house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worsethings in life than the school report card that's on my desk. i love you call when its safe to come home.....
2007-10-22 02:39:28 · update #1
Lol Richy thanks for the laugh,here is your star.I see them natiies is truely busy again,but I've become battle hard now,enjoy your dayxxxx
2007-10-22 04:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah, I read something similar to this in an urban legends book- about how someone passed a story like this around to not make it seem so bad that their grades weren't so hot.
2007-10-22 02:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by Lynnette_is_a_Lovely_Latina! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wondering how many acorns you should plant. To make-up for all the paper that will be wasted this weekend by young folks copying your joke.
2016-04-09 21:30:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there more coming or am I supposed to complete the joke?
He goes on with the litany of disasters that his father reads with growing horror and ends with, "Okay, now that you know how bad it COULD be, my report card is under the paperweight."
Edit - okay - I see that there WAS more. *L* I liked it, but I have heard it before.
2007-10-22 02:41:01 · answer #4 · answered by Arby 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The only thing that I can say (as a parent myself) is at least it wasn't a suicide note - and that he DID leave the room neat & tidy.
2007-10-22 02:39:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is neither a joke nor a riddle. Sounds like a moral story. You had better read some jokes first.
2007-10-22 02:45:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
clever boy - prepares Dad for the worst, and then comes up with a smaller tragedy...
still, only gives me a smile
2007-10-22 02:47:19 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good. He could major in psychology
2007-10-22 02:51:22 · answer #8 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one,those who dont find this funny got to hang themselves!!!
2007-10-22 02:58:01 · answer #9 · answered by ntwana 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-10-22 03:12:36 · answer #10 · answered by Castora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋