Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2007

my Venus is in opposition to his Pluto and my Pluto is in opposition to his Venus?

2007-10-22 01:54:55 · 5 answers · asked by Schmetterling 1 in Horoscopes

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you’re gonna die."

2007-10-22 01:54:47 · 11 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Jokes & Riddles

incomplete.. :(

oh well, i had a nice dream bout 'em. hehe

2007-10-22 01:54:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jojo wants to know.

2007-10-22 01:53:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

now was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted."Mum,i want a bike for my bday."Little barry was a bit of a troublemaker at school and at home.Barry's mother aske him if he thought he deserved to fet a bike for his bday.Little Barry ,"of course" he though he did.Barry's mother being a Christian woman wanted him to reflect on his behaviour over the last yr and write a letter to god an tell him why he deserved a bike.Barry stormed up the stairsto his room to write his letter.
Letter 1
Dear God.
Ihave been a very goo boy this yearand would like a red bike for my bday.
your friend Barry.
Barry new this was a lie so he tore up his letter and started again.
LETTER 2
Dear God
this is your friend Barry and i have been pretty good can i have a red buke for my bday.
thanks Barry.
barry knew he could'nt send this also so he ran downstairs and told his mum he wanted to go to church.When in the church he walked up to the alter and put a statue of the virgin mary under his shirt.and

2007-10-22 01:51:54 · 20 answers · asked by richy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Is this something I can do myself or should it be done at a shop? How hard is it to heat up my trumpet with a torch and soldered the (3) braces back in place.
The mouthpiece is still stuck, this is how the braces broke in thr first place. Have another band competition in 5 days, then a state competition a week later. Help!!!!

2007-10-22 01:48:15 · 2 answers · asked by alotok 2 in Other - Entertainment

"feel the rain on your skin... no one else can do it for you, no one else, no one else"

the artist is a girl and sounds pretty much like pink

2007-10-22 01:48:08 · 7 answers · asked by john 2 in Lyrics

and would never do again?

2007-10-22 01:47:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 01:45:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or just name one preferred :)

2007-10-22 01:45:02 · 19 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

This is going to make you so MAD!
There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. Everyone knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.

What is it?

2007-10-22 01:44:00 · 32 answers · asked by ntwana 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-22 01:42:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 01:41:30 · 6 answers · asked by qcyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

it is estimated that 87% of all people look to see if their name and number are listed. i admit i did look. do you look for your name when a new book is printed?

2007-10-22 01:40:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What kind is it?

2007-10-22 01:38:45 · 12 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 01:35:45 · 31 answers · asked by maraesa1000 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why?

Which is your favourite season?

2007-10-22 01:35:24 · 34 answers · asked by ?????? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 01:34:47 · 28 answers · asked by maraesa1000 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have said before i collect teapots gnomes and frogs but now i fancy green wooly hats have you spotted any on your travels? does anyone else like frogs ? that is not 2 questions it is a by the way!

2007-10-22 01:34:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And I never loved anyone as much as I love you, you're my dream come true.

2007-10-22 01:33:28 · 7 answers · asked by Chanequia J 1 in R&B & Soul

I tend to be quite lazy, unfortunately

2007-10-22 01:32:46 · 24 answers · asked by Me 5 in Polls & Surveys

ive eat 12 today. 1.baked the others in mash.Do you like them?

2007-10-22 01:31:06 · 19 answers · asked by skinnyribcage 2 in Other - Entertainment

ok so now what?It's 5:30 am,I can't sleep:so what's to do that won't wake up the kid who'd just disturb me?

2007-10-22 01:30:24 · 5 answers · asked by t_blond_chick 7 in Polls & Surveys

I know I am!

LOL, the Yaholes suggested "Society & Culture > Cultures & Groups > Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered" as the category.

2007-10-22 01:29:06 · 22 answers · asked by Closed for business 5 in Polls & Surveys

Back to work, or back to school.. how are you feeling this morning?

I'm feeling fabulous!! (lol).

2007-10-22 01:27:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

> At the doctor's office they always ask why you are there,
and you have to answer in front of others and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her
what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have
experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

>

> An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked
me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Reception ist replied;
"You've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should
have said there is something wrong with your ear or something a nd dis cussed
the problem further with Doctor in private." The man replied, "You
shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could
embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "
There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded aprovingly
and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your
ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," he replied. The waiting
room erupted in laughter.

2007-10-22 01:26:03 · 12 answers · asked by police 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Every time I watch "simple life", I feel so sad. They get on so well.

I'm looking forward to seeing them chating together, shopping together, drinking together

I really think they should swallow their pride...

2007-10-22 01:24:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

can you complete the rest?Please nothing nasty.

2007-10-22 01:24:36 · 13 answers · asked by Betty M 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 01:24:34 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

All I found was Buk's old smelly sock.

What did you find?

2007-10-22 01:20:58 · 29 answers · asked by ♫Karen♫ 4 in Polls & Surveys