Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2007

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

LAW OF THE BATHROOM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

2007-10-22 23:21:29 · 5 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.

The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.

Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"

2007-10-22 23:20:20 · 13 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

1. instruction manuals(in general)
2. traffic signals
3. any foreign language
(if you speak one,which one?)
4. setting a VCR clock
5. tying your shoes
6. mathematics
7. legal jargon (language)
8. your signature
9. Y/A guidelines
10. the opposite sex
More than one answer is cool too..=)

thanx~

2007-10-22 23:19:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:19:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Myself - India.

2007-10-22 23:19:39 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat.

When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?"

"Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years.

The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."

2007-10-22 23:18:42 · 9 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I remember back between 1994 to 1997 that I used to watch
a tv show from france. I don't remember the name of the show
but i do remember what was about.
It was about a boy and a girl that they had there own radio station where they talk to people to help them, they said that they will send the detectives to help them. but the detectives were the boy and the girl from the radio. does anyone knows this show i'm talking about??

2007-10-22 23:17:45 · 1 answers · asked by Enrique 3 in Other - Television

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp (skyblue) came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp (mumson45) who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."

2007-10-22 23:16:55 · 19 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-22 23:16:52 · 6 answers · asked by Antwuan (Giants Superbowl XLVI Champs!!!) 7 in Other - Music

These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

2007-10-22 23:16:47 · 4 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Jokes & Riddles

.......And Edit Yor Question And Answers.

Do you also go back to check how many Thumbs Up you got?

I do.

2007-10-22 23:16:43 · 23 answers · asked by Smiley Heart 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:16:41 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:16:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-10-22 23:16:06 · 18 answers · asked by wolfkiss 7 in Polls & Surveys

To put a pillow on your partner's face because he was snoring like a Bear all night long? Geez!!

2007-10-22 23:16:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:15:51 · 18 answers · asked by LadyRebecca 6 in Polls & Surveys

Like your arteries? Or your liver? Your lungs?

I don't think I want to know.

2007-10-22 23:15:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:14:28 · 18 answers · asked by Vick (Philadelphia Phreedom) 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is - September 1st.
What about you?

2007-10-22 23:13:18 · 68 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Survey to see who wins I am a Sunday kind of woman!

2007-10-22 23:12:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Military service
2. dunkee in a dunk tank
3. ice cream taster
4. diaper duty (kids or elderly)
5. pet walking
6. public speaking
7. bungee jump
8. armor car/truck driver
9. experimental drug study/research
10. Y/A executioner of guidelines
More than one is cool too..=)

thanx~

2007-10-22 23:11:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:10:51 · 12 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think it's absolutely awful!!!!! That's my opinion - what's yours?

2007-10-22 23:10:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

"what learks in the hearts of men"?

2007-10-22 23:09:17 · 5 answers · asked by Betty M 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:08:57 · 9 answers · asked by Marinella Melinda 2 in Polls & Surveys

The word for today is crap ! But check first to see that bush has not took the paper!!! Need paper ?? call white house they have tons!! Is this going to be a crapie day or what?????????

2007-10-22 23:06:44 · 6 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1 in Polls & Surveys

...and am blown away by it. Absolutely amazing.
Now can anyone point me in the direction of similar artists/albums I might like.
Have also just acquired Cream Wheels Of fire and love that especially Crossroads.

2007-10-22 23:05:09 · 20 answers · asked by reallysuri 3 in Blues

I think *NSYNC was way better...

2007-10-22 23:03:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:03:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:00:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys