A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?"

"Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just
touching it ... you're going to **** yourself when you hear the price."

2007-10-22 22:53:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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how do u think looks like your sweet angel?;)):)?

mine would be a beauty girlie with blue eyes and blonde hair ;)

2007-10-22 22:52:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Is your home your castle, or is it your dungeon?

2007-10-22 22:52:06 · 38 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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better alone or in crowd?

2007-10-22 22:51:32 · 32 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Survey! how many folk have a mind of their own? are you assertive?

As in when given a choice ex. go out or stay in , do you choose ,or say , i am easy.

2007-10-22 22:50:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which day of this week do you think I will reach my next milestone of 40,000 points ?

And how do you think I should celebrate it - regardless of whether I make it this week or not?

2007-10-22 22:48:02 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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you win an all expenses paid vacation, where do you go and why?

i would love to experience an african safari, staying in treehouse accomadation.

2007-10-22 22:47:58 · 19 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: What's a fun thing to do?

At 2:45 on a Tuesday morning?

2007-10-22 22:46:36 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you hate Mondays?

I do!!! They are the worst day ever!!!

2007-10-22 22:46:25 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Remember those old Hollywood westerns?

Where the villians wore black hats and twirled their moustaches?

2007-10-22 22:46:11 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Old movies..??

Why do actors in old movies - like the one im watching now I COULD GO ON SINGING (1963) - look soo airbrushed and fakely tanned. ??

They look like they have beeen painted or something

2007-10-22 22:42:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Are you clumsy?

I went shopping yesterday and everytime I picked something up I knocked something over.

2007-10-22 22:42:08 · 34 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you like to join me and my Tree for some Cheese and Onions...??

2007-10-22 22:40:34 · 25 answers · asked by Pauli :) 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like walking in the rain without an umbrella???

I love it!

2007-10-22 22:39:25 · 36 answers · asked by Eliza D 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Have you ever wondered if?

your question is going to get violated?

2007-10-22 22:38:04 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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If you could have one superpower what would it be?

2007-10-22 22:32:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the most interesting job you've ever had?

Now, don't be naughty! :) I'm talking about a real job...one you get paid to do. With a W-2 at the end of the year and all that.

2007-10-22 22:31:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Yeah, well my cat told me he wants to convert to Christianity, and he's wondering how this works in the cat...

community?

Am I suppose to get him baptised?

2007-10-22 22:29:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Again, can you give me answers to this question?

When my stomach starts to growl I get concerned?

When putting lights on your Christmas tree, do you go from the bottom up, or from the top down?

The sun shines on the righteous so why does it always rain on me?

Another funny joke?? if yes, star pls!!?

how do u think looks like your sweet angel?;)):)?

Poll: Is your home your castle, or is it your dungeon?

better alone or in crowd?

Survey! how many folk have a mind of their own? are you assertive?

Which day of this week do you think I will reach my next milestone of 40,000 points ?

you win an all expenses paid vacation, where do you go and why?

Poll: What's a fun thing to do?

Do you hate Mondays?

Remember those old Hollywood westerns?

Old movies..??

Are you clumsy?

Most hardest rock female band?

Do you change your your heart as quickly as you change your mind?

coloured or white chriatmas lights?

Would you like to join me and my Tree for some Cheese and Onions...??

Do you like walking in the rain without an umbrella???

Poll: Have you ever wondered if?

poll: What's the worst thing anyone has ever done to you?

Does everything go just as you planned?

Do level 5 users on yahoo answers lose 5 points for asking a question?

What school food was so bad you still can't eat it?

when was the last time u heard someone say ur face?

If you could have one superpower what would it be?

What is the most interesting job you've ever had?

Yeah, well my cat told me he wants to convert to Christianity, and he's wondering how this works in the cat...