Yeah, well my cat told me he wants to convert to Christianity, and he's wondering how this works in the cat...

Question

community?

Am I suppose to get him baptised?

And sadly, we come to the closement of my last question of the day :(

Answer 1

I think that's the way to go.

*laughs wildly* HAHAHAHAH!! Imagine you one day go to church and you see your cat there, praying.

LMAO!

Sorry, I crack myself up, sometimes. :P

Answer 2

I think most of the cats are Buddhist.

So they will see this as a phase and try to stare him out of it.

But if he starts sharing his fish, and that trick where you can break it in to, and still have more, might make him really popular.

Answer 3

"Cross the Tiber"

Did you deny him his rights or there's a discovery of the truth? Think twice!
Talk about "In door imprisonment" (marriage). If this Cat had no right to marry, let it go for it. "marriage and sexuality were created by God and given to mankind as gifts for our benefit. Scripture records God's statement that "it is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a helper fit for him" (Gen. 2:18). As a result, "a man leaves his father and his mother and cleaves to his wife, and they become one flesh" (Gen. 2:24). Some may forego the good of marriage to serve a higher calling (cf. Matt. 19:10-12),

The cat might have seen an existence of scandals in its former church. These may include sexual abuse.
"It is a huge scandal, one that many people who dislike the Cat Church because of its moral teachings are using to claim that the Church is hypocritical and that they were right all along. Many people have come up to priests like myself to talk about it. I imagine many others have wanted to but have refrained out of respect or from not wanting to bring up bad news."

'The Da Vinci Code' might have an influence in the Cat's decision.
"What is The Da Vinci Code About?

It is a thriller story involving secret societies, conspiracies, the Cat Church, and the fictional "truth" about Jesus Christ. Here is the author's own summary:

A renowned Harvard symbologist is summoned to the Louvre Museum to examine a series of cryptic symbols relating to Da Vinci's artwork. In decrypting the code, he uncovers the key to one of the greatest mysteries of all time . . . and he becomes a hunted man.1
During the course of the novel it is alleged that the Cat Church is perpetuating a major, centuries-long conspiracy to hide the "truth" about Jesus Christ from the public, and it or its agents are willing to stop at nothing, including murder, to do so.


What does Leonardo da Vinci have to do with the story?

Da Vinci is portrayed as a former head of the conspiracy guarding the "truth" about Jesus Christ. In the novel he is said to have planted various codes and secret symbols in his work, particularly in his painting of the Last Supper. According to the novel, this painting depicts Jesus' alleged wife, Mary Magdalene, next to him as a symbol of her prominence in his true teaching. In reality, the figure that Dan Brown identifies as Mary Magdalene is John the Evangelist, who traditionally has been regarded as the youngest of the apostles and so is often pictured in medieval art without a beard."

There alot to note and discover about your Cat's desire to convert to christianity.
Did you know any thing about the following tips in the Cat's church?
The Cat Church keeps "the name of every Protestant church member in the world" in a "big computer" in the Vatican for use in future persecutions.[1]


But the conspiracy is much broader than this, and it has been going on for a very long time. In the sixth century, for instance, Cat leaders manipulated the Arabian tribesman Mohammed into creating the religion of Islam to use as a weapon against the Jews and to conquer Jerusalem for the pope.[2]


The Jesuits instigated the American Civil War, supporting the Confederate cause and seeking to undermine the Union. When they failed, they arranged the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.[3] Later, they formed the Ku Klux Klan.[4]


"Jesuits worked closely with Marx, Engels, Trotsky, Lenin, and Stalin" to create Communism, and it was "believed that soon . . . Communism would rise up as the new strong daughter of the Vatican."[5] It was Rome that instigated the Bolshevik Revolution and the murder of the czar’s family.[6] The Communist "liberation theology" movement also is a Vatican plot.[7]


The Nazi Holocaust of the 1940s was a Vatican-controlled attempt to exterminate Jews and heretics.[8] Further, "Hitler, Mussolini, and Franco were backed by the Vatican for the purpose of setting up a one-world government to usher in the ‘Millennial Kingdom’ under Pope Pius XII."[9]


The Vatican conspiracy is so extensive that, through the Jesuits, Rome controls the Illuminati, the Council on Foreign Relations, international bankers, the Mafia, the Club of Rome, the Masons, and the New Age movement.[10]


The Jesuits created the Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormonism, Unity, Christian Science, and other religious groups.[11]


"Pope John Paul II has been a good Communist for many years"[12] and engineered a phony assassination attempt against himself in 1981 to shame Islam into warming relations with the Vatican, since the would-be killer was a Muslim.[13]

You' have to make a research dear.
Jackson M
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Answer 4

Well...how does your cat feel about water?

Good night!

Answer 5

idk. I guess throw some water on him while playing the organ on Sunday. I think I have a cat or 2 somewhere around this house. Just can't find them.

Answer 6

Cats<<<<<>>>>>Water

Huston we have a problem. lol

Answer 7

Just be relieved he doesn't want to become a Scientologist!

Answer 8

Good bye

Answer 9

In cat's christian community he'll not allow to eat rats......so now it's his choice...yh u shud help him watever he wants.

see u later..bye bye

Answer 10

baptised then the cruelest cut of all, oh, wrong religion :P