A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?"
"Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just
touching it ... you're going to **** yourself when you hear the price."
2007-10-22 22:53:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL! ******** BRILLIANT! * from me!
2007-10-22 23:01:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 07:05:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
That would probably happen to me! (the farting part hehe)
2007-10-23 06:01:40 · answer #3 · answered by cauliflower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great.
U asked for star.
U get it.
2007-10-23 06:01:01 · answer #4 · answered by Kumara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one.lol
2007-10-23 06:05:05 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY CUTE!
2007-10-23 06:16:16 · answer #6 · answered by jnc61507 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋