> At the doctor's office they always ask why you are there,
and you have to answer in front of others and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her
what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have
experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
>
> An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked
me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Reception ist replied;
"You've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should
have said there is something wrong with your ear or something a nd dis cussed
the problem further with Doctor in private." The man replied, "You
shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could
embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "
There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded aprovingly
and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your
ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," he replied. The waiting
room erupted in laughter.
2007-10-22 01:26:03 · 12 answers · asked by police 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh yeah totally true!!
YOU ROCK OLD MAN!!
STAR 4 YOU
2007-10-22 01:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by HikariKawaii 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol - I hate it when they do that too!
Then again I don't really like any doctor's receptionist I've ever met.. I always feel like they think they're superior or something 'cos they're working in a doctor's surgery!!
2007-10-22 01:29:47 · answer #2 · answered by Kinipela 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 01:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh snap. this is one hilarious joke. Old people are just funny. 10/10
2007-10-22 01:30:39 · answer #4 · answered by Vanka 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10, loved it!
2007-10-22 01:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie!!
2007-10-22 01:31:45 · answer #6 · answered by DrB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, Good one!
2007-10-22 01:35:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
um... i guess it was like a 3 1/2...
2007-10-22 01:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by Adriana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-22 01:34:19 · answer #9 · answered by Meg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol. 10/10. very funny.
2007-10-22 01:41:09 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋