Little Barry came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.His bday was coming up and he thought?

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now was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted."Mum,i want a bike for my bday."Little barry was a bit of a troublemaker at school and at home.Barry's mother aske him if he thought he deserved to fet a bike for his bday.Little Barry ,"of course" he though he did.Barry's mother being a Christian woman wanted him to reflect on his behaviour over the last yr and write a letter to god an tell him why he deserved a bike.Barry stormed up the stairsto his room to write his letter.
Letter 1
Dear God.
Ihave been a very goo boy this yearand would like a red bike for my bday.
your friend Barry.
Barry new this was a lie so he tore up his letter and started again.
LETTER 2
Dear God
this is your friend Barry and i have been pretty good can i have a red buke for my bday.
thanks Barry.
barry knew he could'nt send this also so he ran downstairs and told his mum he wanted to go to church.When in the church he walked up to the alter and put a statue of the virgin mary under his shirt.and

ran out the church and all the way home.when he got to his room he sat down got got his pen and paper ready to write his letter to god.
LETTER 3
I'VE GOT UR MUM.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,SEND THE F**KING BIKE!!

Answer 1

Laughing My *** Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















That is ONE HIIIIIILAAAAAAARRRIOOOOOUSSSSSSS JOKE






Best ive seen on here all MONTH, xxxxxxx, xiana.

Answer 2

9/10

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Very funny.I had a good laugh over the resourcefulness of Barry.

Answer 5

Funny! 10!

Answer 6

Nice joke, got me laughing!

9/10

And here's a star.

Answer 7

Lol Richy you have me in stiches I loved that never heard that one,here have your star.xxx

Answer 8

hahaha,funny 7/10.

Answer 9

Very funny.

Answer 10

Cheers Richy, good one.
Star for you

Answer 11

Quite funny, made me smile.