Entertainment & Music - 8 April 2007

how would you react?

2007-04-08 07:36:33 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Swimming trunks.

2007-04-08 07:36:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

your sense of futility?

2007-04-08 07:35:37 · 14 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I heard Don Imus refer to the Rutgers womens basket ball team, which is a majority of African American women as "nappy headed ho's".
Why is an ignorant fool allowed to keep his radio show on and keep saying nasty derogatory statements about minorites?
If Michael Richards can be banned from a comedy club, he can be banned from radio.

2007-04-08 07:34:59 · 15 answers · asked by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 07:33:32 · 14 answers · asked by afree 2 in Jokes & Riddles

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"

2007-04-08 07:33:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i just saw Bridge.To.Terabithia.
i felt good and light ! once in a while we should see this kind of movies!

2007-04-08 07:33:00 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sound a lot better when you're in love?

2007-04-08 07:32:51 · 10 answers · asked by Mr. Owl 3 in Music

A Sergeant in the Nigerian army called out his battalion as they stood in line he started giving out the mail. He started, "Private John!"

"Yes Sir!," John answered as he stepped forward.

"Your Mother just had a heart attack. Take your letter and go back in line."

With tears in eyes, Private John went back in line."

"Private Peter!," he called out again."

"Yes sir.," answered the Private.

"Your brother was involved in an accident; he broke his legs and arms and died screaming out in pain like a baby."

Just then a General who was passing by called the Sergeant and told him to be more humane when he is distributing mails to the junior officers. The next morning he gathered the men as usual. He brought out the first letter, looked at it and did not know what to say because the General was watching this time. He finally said to his men, "If you know your father is alive move to the right."


As all the men were moving to the right.. He shouted, "Private Kingsley! Move to the left quickly!!!"

2007-04-08 07:32:42 · 7 answers · asked by jjj9394 2 in Jokes & Riddles

so good that i bought the DVDs for a bit of nostalgia. my favourite episode used to be 22 the Jungle, an island in the Meditarranean sea with lions, panthers elephants and crocodiles. oh well, who cares if it wasnt realistic!

2007-04-08 07:32:08 · 18 answers · asked by insane penguin 3 in Television

the ladies from the Northeast are on P/S? I'm a born and raised Southern boy, but y'all sure got me wonderin' what I've been missin'.

2007-04-08 07:31:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please if u dont like jokes, or u are misserable or got nothing decent to answer, please go some were else.

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

2007-04-08 07:31:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

to dance with you in your world of fantasy? and how?

2007-04-08 07:31:14 · 8 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

what is a troll????

2007-04-08 07:30:50 · 3 answers · asked by snowie 2 in Polls & Surveys

Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for days until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began.

They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."

Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"



God chuckled, "Jesus saves"

2007-04-08 07:30:06 · 19 answers · asked by jjj9394 2 in Jokes & Riddles

simple as that what is the best song ever.......and the worst.

2007-04-08 07:29:42 · 33 answers · asked by dark-knight 2 in Music

makes people take a chance with you?

2007-04-08 07:29:11 · 21 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why?

2007-04-08 07:28:52 · 16 answers · asked by M?r?? P 5 in Polls & Surveys

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 35 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

Moral: DON'T EVER BE LATE.

2007-04-08 07:28:22 · 18 answers · asked by jjj9394 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Describe the scent.

2007-04-08 07:27:47 · 7 answers · asked by Adrian L 3 in Polls & Surveys

Is this some sort of hidden message that carnage is fun?

2007-04-08 07:26:42 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.

He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."

2007-04-08 07:25:15 · 17 answers · asked by Animal 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-08 07:24:06 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ Sin Boldly ♥ 3 in Comics & Animation

what gives you one more chance?

2007-04-08 07:23:38 · 18 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

family gonna think?? I'm cooking a brisket in the OVEN!! Jeez...that's a hangin' offense in Texas. Maybe they won't find out..........

2007-04-08 07:23:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the vodoo man with devils on his sleeves? How did you react?

2007-04-08 07:23:05 · 17 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

What if I steal the inventor's prototypes from the 1950s?

2007-04-08 07:22:33 · 1 answers · asked by Jordan S 1 in Jokes & Riddles

mine is stride spearmint

2007-04-08 07:21:30 · 33 answers · asked by soburrr12 4 in Polls & Surveys

I swear, when I heard Shaggys "Mr. Loverman" I thought the words were "If u love a man Sh@g 'im" and someone else thought that Eiffel 65s song "Blue" had words in it, namely "I'm blue, not a green apple pie that u can eat I'm blue, not a green apple pie"
Whats the funniest line from a song u've ever misheard?

2007-04-08 07:21:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-04-08 07:20:55 · 3 answers · asked by Guess Who 6 in Polls & Surveys