A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."
He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."
2007-04-08 07:25:15 · 17 answers · asked by Animal 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Cheeky Guy!
2007-04-08 08:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by HardCore 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-20 00:39:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That an old joke. Sometimes it's wash my windows. But worthy of a slight groan and or chuckle.
2007-04-08 07:38:26 · answer #3 · answered by rann_georgia 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! Funny! 10!
2007-04-08 07:54:05 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke lol....I bet she's more specific next time around!
2007-04-08 07:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol.
Do you happen to know the bar's name ???
2007-04-08 07:29:29 · answer #6 · answered by Louy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it b 4 and i still like it! he he!
2007-04-08 08:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by pinkchiq2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats the way i uhhuhuhuh i like it!
2007-04-08 07:29:35 · answer #8 · answered by SL65 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one - lol
xx
2007-04-08 07:28:36 · answer #9 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have to offer a lot more to have someone paint your house.
2007-04-08 07:31:54 · answer #10 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋