A Sergeant in the Nigerian army called out his battalion as they stood in line he started giving out the mail. He started, "Private John!"
"Yes Sir!," John answered as he stepped forward.
"Your Mother just had a heart attack. Take your letter and go back in line."
With tears in eyes, Private John went back in line."
"Private Peter!," he called out again."
"Yes sir.," answered the Private.
"Your brother was involved in an accident; he broke his legs and arms and died screaming out in pain like a baby."
Just then a General who was passing by called the Sergeant and told him to be more humane when he is distributing mails to the junior officers. The next morning he gathered the men as usual. He brought out the first letter, looked at it and did not know what to say because the General was watching this time. He finally said to his men, "If you know your father is alive move to the right."
As all the men were moving to the right.. He shouted, "Private Kingsley! Move to the left quickly!!!"
2007-04-08 07:32:42 · 7 answers · asked by jjj9394 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another version has the sergeant saying, "All married personnel, take one step forward. Not so fast, Private Kingsley!"
2007-04-09 08:08:32 · answer #1 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-04-12 07:17:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one tknask for the laugh!
2007-04-14 22:12:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-04-08 14:36:33 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH that's gotta hurt...
2007-04-16 04:17:23 · answer #5 · answered by queen-of-the-universe-16 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-04-15 08:31:41 · answer #6 · answered by diablo11boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha stupid
2007-04-15 20:02:19 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Answers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋