Entertainment & Music - 25 March 2007

A certain large animal lives happily and thrives here on Earth. One day, every single one of these critters is wiped out by a mysterious disease which affects only this particular animal. There are none left anywhere on earth -- they are all gone. About a year or so later, they begin to reappear on Earth again. How can this be?

2007-03-25 22:04:14 · 5 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Because they're connected to a women!

2007-03-25 22:03:18 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Jokes & Riddles

A construction worker came home just in time to find his
wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down
the stairs to the garage and put his 'male wotsit' in a vice. He
secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked
up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screamed, 'STOP! STOP! You're not going
to cut it off, are you???'

The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye,
'Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire.'

2007-03-25 22:02:35 · 10 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

more new singers are challenging usher these days,

2007-03-25 22:02:33 · 32 answers · asked by breh760li 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 22:01:56 · 33 answers · asked by charlotte 2 in Movies

Keep in the reaolm of reality, No BFG's or light sabers

2007-03-25 22:01:20 · 21 answers · asked by Cereal Killer 3 in Polls & Surveys

i'm bored.

2007-03-25 22:01:09 · 5 answers · asked by Piggy 6 in Polls & Surveys

dracula. I have in Whitby, England in the Dracula adventure place. He pretrified me so I ran away in the dark with my son, I screamed and fell over and Dracula said to me 'Are you alright pet?' in a very strong North Yorkshire accent. It was very scarey and I can't watch Sesame Street anymore, because the Count brings such bad memories for me now.

2007-03-25 22:00:10 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 21:59:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-25 21:59:45 · 10 answers · asked by Cereal Killer 3 in Polls & Surveys

There's a song out there that has the words "I"m not alone..." and there's also a part that goes, "It's just the simple things I'm going through"

At least I'm pretty sure that's what he says. It's gotta be late 80's or early 90's. It's very soft and synth like.

I'm going mad thinking of this.....

2007-03-25 21:59:11 · 5 answers · asked by lstnto311 2 in Music

REST IN PEACE:

BOB MARLEY ( bob marley & the wailers)
CURT COBAIN (nirvana)
TUPAC SHAKUR (death row, makaveli)
LANE STALEY(alice in chains)
BRADLEY NOWELL(sublime)
JERRY GARCIA (grateful dead)
DIMEBAG DARRELL (pantera)

if you have anything to add please post below.

2007-03-25 21:58:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Which film is a better cinematic masterpiece?

2007-03-25 21:58:47 · 9 answers · asked by Gary W 1 in Movies

If you ask me, I love the way Skye Sweetnam dresses!

2007-03-25 21:58:19 · 15 answers · asked by Skye 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 21:58:16 · 18 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

What are the major guidelines for your religion?

2007-03-25 21:58:13 · 17 answers · asked by Cereal Killer 3 in Polls & Surveys

Rate from 1-10 on Depp's

1. Body
2. Facial features
3. Hair
4. Acting skills
5. Accents
6. Love life

PS. 10 would be the highest and 1 the lowest.

2007-03-25 21:58:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

serious answers only please

2007-03-25 21:57:27 · 17 answers · asked by Pondlife ver 4 2 in Polls & Surveys

Two men were being tried for murder. The jury found one man guilty and the other innocent. The judge turned to the guilty man and said, "Even though your guilt has been established, the law compels me to set you free.

How could such a bizarre judgement occur?

2007-03-25 21:57:10 · 5 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

...that $ex patches for women are a good idea...?

it's supposed to be the equivalent of viagra for men...

2007-03-25 21:56:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.



I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter,



I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this,



I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

2007-03-25 21:56:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anmol 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If so what are you doing?

2007-03-25 21:56:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am looking a service of Internet Telephony(Computer to home phone calling) which is good... from North America Africa. Thanks.

2007-03-25 21:56:25 · 10 answers · asked by SimpleMan 1 in Polls & Surveys

i.e. if someone insults you?

2007-03-25 21:55:52 · 33 answers · asked by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 21:55:38 · 17 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

There was once a man drowning in the river. A boat came by and the man aboard yelled, "You're drowning. Let us help you."
But the drowner refused his help and said, "No Thanks, God will save me."

Another boat came by and another man aboard offered to save him. The drowner still refused.
"No. I'll be fine. God will save me."

When the boats were gone he ended up drowning. Up in Heaven he asked God, "Why didn't you save me?"

God said, "I SENT YOU TO BOATS GODDAMIT!!!"

2007-03-25 21:55:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA.

The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the mechanic reaches the broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he appears to have located the problem.

He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've blown a seal, mate."

To which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No, I haven't. That's just frost on my moustache."

2007-03-25 21:54:37 · 9 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Me. 8th grade. Didn't want to. Hands shook. Knees trembled. I never stared at the audience. I nearly fell down from losing my balance.

2007-03-25 21:54:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny came home early from school and started calling his mother with no answer. He finally went up stairs and saw the bedroom door was open a little. When he peered in, he saw his dad on the bed with the maid so he quietly went outside and waited for his mother.

When she showed up with some groceries, he said "Mommy, Mommy guess what I saw? I saw daddy upstairs on the bed with the maid and they were......."

and his Mother said, "Stop right there, Johnny". Wait until supper tonight when the maid is serving the meal. When I wink at you, then tell me the story."

At supper when all were seated and being served by the maid, she winked and Johnny began again.

"Mommy, when I got home from school early today, I was looking for you and saw daddy on the bed with the maid. They were doing the same thing that I saw you and Uncle Phil doing at the cottage last summer."

2007-03-25 21:54:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Grounds for Divorce #2

They say breaking up is hard to do, but

that wasn't the case for these people.
Whether they were picked on or just

picky, can you figure out the real

reason they all made like bananas and

split?

1- In Hazard, Kentucky, a man divorced

his wife because she "she beat him

whenever he....

a) removed onions from his hamburger
b) went to sleep
c) left his mail on the kitchen table

....without first asking for
permission."

2- In Frackville, Pennsylvania, a

woman filed for divorce because her

husband insisted on....

a) vandalizing mailboxes
b) shooting tin cans off her head
c) chasing their pet cat

....with a slingshot.

3- One Winthrop, Maine, a man divorced

his wife because she....

a) left her underwear on the couch
b) spit in the coffee
c) wore earplugs

....whenever his mother came to

visit.

2007-03-25 21:53:45 · 6 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Jokes & Riddles