Entertainment & Music - 25 March 2007

A professor was giving a lecture on company slogans in a college advertising and marketing class.

"Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'Come fly the friendly skies'?"

"United." Joe answered.

"Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?"

Brenda answered with the correct credit card company with no difficulty.

"Now John, Tell me who uses the slogan, 'Just do it'?"

John was quiet for a moment before answering, "Mom?"

2007-03-25 23:59:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-25 23:59:03 · 2 answers · asked by Katie J 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-25 23:57:10 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

we all know this two albums made a world-wide hit in our music today but which of the two do you think is better?

2007-03-25 23:56:18 · 2 answers · asked by spidey_23 2 in Polls & Surveys

Any tips will be welcome?

2007-03-25 23:56:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 23:56:07 · 11 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

hmmmmm

^_^

2007-03-25 23:55:50 · 25 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

Headstones
Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903-Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.

In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up And no place to go.

In a London, England cemetery:
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.

In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me For not rising.

In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.

In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays The Kid.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.

A lawyer's epitaph in England:
Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.

2007-03-25 23:54:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-25 23:54:28 · 12 answers · asked by cnored9528 3 in Celebrities

My sis bought the dvd on Friday Series 2 and I spent the whole weekend watching it-nearly all day yesterday, very addictive, better than lost I thought coz there was at least a story line to follow.

2007-03-25 23:54:13 · 9 answers · asked by D8411 5 in Television

2007-03-25 23:54:01 · 37 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 23:53:47 · 7 answers · asked by Alexa 1 in Movies

2007-03-25 23:53:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

VIOLATION!!! And it was for simply telling someone "good luck"....it was a question for trying to get 100 answers! What is wrong with this place! Why do people report for NO REASON!!

2007-03-25 23:52:36 · 15 answers · asked by Budlightgurl 4 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, before you attack me with your postings, please listen.

I bought her autobiography and I just started to think she was amazing because, for all the criticism she gets, she keeps her head up high and for a ''dizzy girl'', she makes ten million dollars a year of her own money.
She isn't as ''stupid'' as people say she is. I like the fact that she is cute and girly too.


She's made mistakes but haven't we all? That's why I like her, I suppose.


And no, I'm not shallow/stupid/pointless. *Sigh*

2007-03-25 23:51:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

to trust u......lol..and than u may come over..lol

2007-03-25 23:50:55 · 11 answers · asked by thatgal 2 in Polls & Surveys

About breakdancing contest

2007-03-25 23:50:48 · 7 answers · asked by war_mage1234 1 in Movies

SHAKIRA or BEYONCE

I think Shakira moves with ease, it comes naturally where as Beyonce you can see she had to train to dance like that.


What do you think?

2007-03-25 23:50:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-25 23:49:44 · 15 answers · asked by And now I am a Mom 3 in Television

they added a new thing to webkinz (the club house ) and its not on the things to do menu so i dont no where to find it

2007-03-25 23:48:49 · 2 answers · asked by sillygirl34 1 in Polls & Surveys

So i normally sleep about 3-5 hours a night and that 10 hours of sleep has me wide awake. Not sure what to do though. Have been on this schedule since thursday

I'm feeling a bit tired, i guess due to the fact i normally would be asleep right now and that i'm bored...i have no obligations, hw anytying due until friday just gotta go to class

Can't tell if i should nap until 8 am, shower / go to class. THen i'm free from 10 till1 pm. Should i nap again then or just try to stay up to break the cycle.

My only obligation today is to watch prison break / 24. But that normally invovles some 40's and a mini party until midnight

I sorta have to be up for a class that i could care less if i went to ever on tuesday...i went to 2 total and got a C after the first exam and i'm fine with that....but prof seemed upset and thereare no"official" grade lines. He can make my grade an F

2007-03-25 23:48:35 · 11 answers · asked by My name is not bruce 7 in Polls & Surveys

Sit all day by the door of ur house & bark.I will give u 20 years.dog said: That's a long time how abt only 10 years .God agreed.
then God created monkey &said: Entertain people, do tricks. I'll give u 20 year. monkey said:How about only 10 & God agreed.
next, God created cow & said:u must go into the field with the farmer all day long, have calves & give milk to support the farmer's family. I will give u 60 years. cow said: That's kind of a tough life. How about only 20" God agreed
On the fourth day, God created man n said:Eat, sleep, play, marry & enjoy ur life. For this, I'll give u twenty years. But man said: Only 20 years? Could u possibly give me my 20,the 40 the cow gave back,10 the monkey gave back,n 10 the dog gave. that makes eighty, okay? Oksaid God, u asked for it.
So that is why the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play n njoy. next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family. next 10 we do monkey tricks to entertain grandchildren. n for last 10 we sit in front.

2007-03-25 23:48:27 · 6 answers · asked by medi 2 in Jokes & Riddles

In your opinion.

2007-03-25 23:47:50 · 20 answers · asked by Only Sometimes 3 in Movies

What is the best oasis ballad????

2007-03-25 23:47:15 · 9 answers · asked by vuko r 1 in Music

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Belgrade elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 & 11 am daily.

In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

In an Austrian hotel for skiers:
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

2007-03-25 23:46:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-25 23:46:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

What is webhosting ?

Can we make a website like
http://babelfish.altavista.com/...

2007-03-25 23:45:59 · 3 answers · asked by AUNTY 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 23:45:42 · 16 answers · asked by sweetgal 3 in Other - Entertainment

I ask you...
Just how was your weekend and how is your Monday starting out for you?...

Hmmm?...

Just a poll/survey for fun to toss some points around is all...

C'mon and spill...

Me,well i had a very sensual and awesome weekend indeed...
In the company of Lady Angel's and other friend's for a celebration of sort's...

Thanlk You for Your answers...

Dark Angel 333...

2007-03-25 23:44:55 · 12 answers · asked by Dark Angel 333 3 in Polls & Surveys

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.

Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved...the financial secretary gave a grief report.

Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.

Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."

2007-03-25 23:43:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles