Headstones
Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903-Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.
In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up And no place to go.
In a London, England cemetery:
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me For not rising.
In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.
In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays The Kid.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.
A lawyer's epitaph in England:
Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.
2007-03-25 23:54:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:
Reader, if cash thou art
In want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep;
And thou wilt find a Penny.
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
On the 22nd of June,
Jonathan Fiddle Went out of tune.
On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts:
Under the sod and under the trees,
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod.
Pease shelled out and went to God.
In a cemetery in England:
Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, you soon will be.
Prepare yourself and follow me.
To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent
Until I know which way you went
Last add, from Boot Hill, in Tombstone, Arizona:
Here lies Lester Moore
One slug from a 44
No Les
No More
2007-03-25 23:54:42 · update #1
you must of made them up surely ppl wouldn't be that cruel! i hope nothing bad is written for me when its my time to go. hell i better start being nice to every1 i know lol (only kidding)
2007-03-26 02:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All funny! Good ones! No offense taken!
2007-03-26 03:41:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-03-26 00:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one.
2007-03-26 00:04:10 · answer #4 · answered by Jazzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't take offence but i only found a couple funny, which is better than none i suppose
2007-03-26 01:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aahahahah!very funny guys.where did you dig'em out from?
2007-03-26 00:07:03 · answer #6 · answered by denny j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That did hit my funny bone!!!
2007-03-26 00:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by TIGERLILY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i agree Priceless lol lol lol
2007-03-25 23:59:00 · answer #8 · answered by topman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes a little humor helps people get through things like this - thanks for sharing!!
2007-03-26 00:03:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol they were funny - no offence taken!!!
2007-03-25 23:57:31 · answer #10 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋