Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved...the financial secretary gave a grief report.
Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."
2007-03-25 23:43:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny!!
i have seen them before and all are true signs!!
what where they thinking!!!!
2007-03-25 23:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not bad. For misunderstandings one of the best I think was when a famous French lady (De Gaul's wife?) was being interviewed on British TV and she was asked what she wanted most in life. She replied "a penis", or at least, that is what it sounded like. There was a shocked reaction from the people in the studio, until they worked out what she was saying. She was trying to say happiness, but her strong French accent changed the meaning of the word.
2007-03-26 07:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
like em very funny, you have a gift shame you don't get paid for these eh? well I'm sure you could settle for stars instead. you must have a lot of fans by now surly? well you know I'm definitely a fan. x ;)
2007-03-26 09:43:36 · answer #3 · answered by donna 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amen....hahahaha
2007-03-26 06:49:07 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of them are good. the rest are just sh*te. Only joking...they are all very funny. And I'm glad you cant say...'glad you approve'
2007-03-26 06:53:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny!!! 10/10 and a star!! cheers for the laughs
2007-03-26 06:46:41 · answer #6 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Christ!
2007-03-26 06:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha you are on a roll
these are all great
x
2007-03-26 07:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes !! nice double meanings to each one !!!
2007-03-26 06:48:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha... nice collection
2007-03-26 06:47:04 · answer #10 · answered by itslizas 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋