Entertainment & Music - 14 March 2007

2007-03-14 01:37:53 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i'm bored.... so I was wondering what are doing later?

2007-03-14 01:37:50 · 27 answers · asked by SCOTLAND! 2 in Polls & Surveys

i just herd that song yesterday and it sucked
im working on a re writeing of that song
ya its going to be funny
so what do you think of the song

2007-03-14 01:37:37 · 3 answers · asked by punky89 5 in Music

An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says, "What is this... some kind of joke?"
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A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" Yeah, my first blw j*b Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

2007-03-14 01:36:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-14 01:36:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the kerb, and for a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me".

The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. I'm new to this. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the past 23 years.

2007-03-14 01:35:34 · 8 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-14 01:34:38 · 10 answers · asked by frances j 1 in Music

at the end they show the dog wearing a T shirt with his name on it...what does it say???? drawing a blank

2007-03-14 01:34:16 · 9 answers · asked by puppy love 6 in Movies

why? =^_^=

2007-03-14 01:33:14 · 24 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 01:32:53 · 19 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

"Behind every deadbeat dad there is a bitter ex wife that thinks she deserves a better lifestyle then she had married PLUS thinks she owns the children."

There are many many deadbeat mothers as well and I agree with that, but not EVERY deadbeat dad is the victim.

Jeez..

2007-03-14 01:32:50 · 24 answers · asked by Jen F 5 in Polls & Surveys

can someone name me few of good movies....

2007-03-14 01:32:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Mine would be:

1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Return of the Jedi
3. Revenge of the Sith
4. A New Hope
5. Attack of the Clones
6. Clone Wars (cartoon series)
7. The Phantom Menace
8. The Ewok Movies
9. The Star Wars Christmas Special (horrible)

2007-03-14 01:32:48 · 6 answers · asked by Byakuya 7 in Movies

A passenger plane on a cross country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightening. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they are all going to die.

At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man tall and smiling starts to walk up to her seat. As he approachs her, he takes off his shirt. She can see the man's muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?"

She shakes her head yes. As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. Iron this."

2007-03-14 01:31:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-14 01:31:36 · 21 answers · asked by momiji_sohma4001 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 01:31:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Survivor had a great "All Stars" Season. The Amazing Race:All-Stars which airs at present hasn't disappointed so far. If American Idol did a season based on the All-Stars concept, will it be well received by its audience?

If it does hit our tv screens someday, what would you like to or expect to see on the show?

2007-03-14 01:30:52 · 9 answers · asked by Mafia Agent 4207 5 in Television

I usually freak out ....!!! ;-)

2007-03-14 01:29:22 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you think that like in the movie one day it will happen in real life

2007-03-14 01:29:22 · 6 answers · asked by xfire 1 in Movies

a crime

2007-03-14 01:27:13 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've heard alot about this anime here and im wondering if its any good. how many episodes are there?

2007-03-14 01:26:38 · 5 answers · asked by Nanook~Maybe I need a longer Name?~ 6 in Comics & Animation

I just watched it last night and it was better than I expected. Much funnier. But what is the deal with movies and needles? Do they always have to show it jabbing in?

2007-03-14 01:26:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

If it's so lucky, then why am I selling for such a paltry sum?

2007-03-14 01:26:25 · 14 answers · asked by Benny Zuko, The All-Knowing cat 5 in Polls & Surveys

I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously h*mos*xual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced, "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays - that would be great."

I did as he had instructed, but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her, "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane."

She still wouldn't comply. Now the attendant was getting rather angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."

Our flight attendant replied, "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen and I outrank you, b*tch! So put the tray up!"

2007-03-14 01:26:20 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and they continued on to 2 or more pages, do you read them all? Or just the first page?

2007-03-14 01:25:58 · 22 answers · asked by mouse 3 in Polls & Surveys

It is always great to tell someone you love them. Thanx and have a great day. =D

2007-03-14 01:25:55 · 18 answers · asked by spiritcavegrl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 01:25:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

should i break up with him?

2007-03-14 01:24:55 · 14 answers · asked by FRENCH FRIES 2 in Polls & Surveys

Cause they sure have me brickin it!

2007-03-14 01:24:51 · 8 answers · asked by the southern dandy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

violations for benign questions.....who or what scoops them off the screen anyway...I know its Yahoo,,but from whence do they come?

2007-03-14 01:23:41 · 4 answers · asked by EvelynMine 7 in Polls & Surveys