A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the kerb, and for a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me".
The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. I'm new to this. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the past 23 years.
2007-03-14 01:35:34 · 8 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha!
I nearly 'died' laughing!!
(wonder if the taxi drove very slow with it's lights on?)
2007-03-14 01:40:51 · answer #1 · answered by Peta G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I get it. If I ride in a taxi I won't be saying anything to the driver.
2007-03-14 01:41:26 · answer #2 · answered by hev_1985 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha don't you know what i am going to be telling at parties from now on lol
2007-03-14 03:05:16 · answer #3 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Funny one!
2007-03-14 01:40:08 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was buzzin i really like it
gud un
2007-03-14 01:47:58 · answer #5 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one.. lol
2007-03-14 03:16:15 · answer #6 · answered by patricia t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! That's funny! Thanks for cheering me up. Enjoy your afternoon. xx
2007-03-14 01:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao... nice one! more jokes please... : p
2007-03-14 01:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋