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A passenger plane on a cross country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightening. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they are all going to die.

At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man tall and smiling starts to walk up to her seat. As he approachs her, he takes off his shirt. She can see the man's muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?"

She shakes her head yes. As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. Iron this."

2007-03-14 01:31:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

totally funny. but old :P

2007-03-14 01:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Great joke, loved the punch line. 10/10, good one for the kids.

2007-03-14 06:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
thin ice
that cud be lethal...

he would die before the plane crashed

2007-03-14 01:52:14 · answer #3 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0 0

Giggle, Giggle, Giggle.

2007-03-14 01:54:22 · answer #4 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 0 0

you took a joke tat has been on here before, added some words and created that.

2007-03-14 01:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by tickTickTICK 3 · 0 0

WHOA funny buti think it's corny

2007-03-14 01:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

soo funny! keep em coming will ya!

2007-03-14 01:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by Irish Girl 4 · 0 0

hee hee!!

I should be appalled at this sexist joke... but hey, if it's funny it's funny!!!!

lol

2007-03-14 01:36:51 · answer #8 · answered by Peta G 2 · 0 0

not bad. quite hilarious

2007-03-14 01:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by BrInGiToN 2 · 0 0

So funny.

2007-03-14 01:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by dream_harts 2 · 0 0

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