An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says, "What is this... some kind of joke?"
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A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" Yeah, my first blw j*b Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
2007-03-14 01:36:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehehehehehehehe....shhhhh, i've got to be quiet, my little one is taking a nap. those are too funny.
2007-03-14 01:48:06 · answer #1 · answered by lavendertg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I don't want to drink too much tonight, last time I drank too much, I went home and blew chunks" the bartender says "that doesn't sound too bad, here have a shot" and the guy says, "no, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog!"
also, i think it was family guy where a rabbi and a priest are walking into a bar for whatever reason, the rabbi turns to the priest and says, "you remember the one about us?"
2007-03-14 08:41:44 · answer #2 · answered by Some Lady 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Math Time:
Joke 1: 4/10
Joke 2: 1/10
Joke 3: 10/10
Therefore:
Jokes 1,2, & 3 = 15/30
Thus:
5/10
Not bad.
2007-03-14 09:13:29 · answer #3 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like em jokes loki.......check my 5 Little Brooklyn Tony in this catagory and pass along.
2007-03-14 08:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, if it makes me smile then I give it the 'thumbs up'
Thanks for sharing a bit of a laugh with others, I like them all!!!
"Keep on laughing, it's good for the soul"
2007-03-14 08:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by Peta G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very minor god by the state of these jokes
2007-03-14 08:43:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i liked them. Thank you for making me smile. Have a lovely afternoon. xx
2007-03-14 08:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
aha the last one is priceless. the second one is definitely possible though...i can see one of my drunk *** friends doing it at a party where someone has a dog.
2007-03-14 08:41:10 · answer #8 · answered by Joe S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loki scrapping bottom of barrel heard them all before
you must just got up ?
2007-03-14 08:43:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All very lame. 0/10.
2007-03-14 08:39:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋