Entertainment & Music - 14 March 2007

Rabbits don't lay eggs.

2007-03-14 01:09:59 · 3 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-14 01:08:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-14 01:08:17 · 10 answers · asked by mouse 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 01:07:55 · 5 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Imagine you were adopted. You grew up always wondering who your real, birth mother was. When you finally turn 18, you are allowed to find out her name. You finally contact her and she agrees to meet you.

What would you do if this happened to you, and it turned out your mother was a hideously deformed mutant? Her skin all flaky and falling off, pus coming out of her single eye socket, a probiscus for a tonuge, a hairy chest. What would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DOOOOO?

2007-03-14 01:07:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A 46
B 50
C 60

2007-03-14 01:07:29 · 14 answers · asked by KALPANA T 1 in Celebrities

If your hot to trot, but your partners not ?

2007-03-14 01:07:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or maybe just a background person?

2007-03-14 01:07:12 · 9 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

Need a great song to sing to my girlfriend, I truly love her and want to show it by playing here a song. I am just learning how to play the guitar and have 4 months to learn it in so I should be good.

2007-03-14 01:06:26 · 10 answers · asked by iammikeribar 1 in Music

guys when the first time I saw bald britney I was surprised and dun understand why she did dat, is she going crazy because of d divorce?

2007-03-14 01:06:16 · 14 answers · asked by brenda 1 in Celebrities

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was
looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he
put on his gloves "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't" she replied

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank
of latex. Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental
procedure, she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

"I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.


Gotta watch those little old ladies!!! Their minds are always working

2007-03-14 01:06:09 · 6 answers · asked by Stargate 3 in Jokes & Riddles

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
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First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
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"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on
little Michael. Michael says, "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
beautifully."
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She said, "Excellent, Michael!"
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Then the teacher reluctantly called on Brooklyn Tony.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f^^kin beautiful!' "

2007-03-14 01:05:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Wednesdays suck.

2007-03-14 01:05:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 01:05:36 · 5 answers · asked by You liked me crazy 3 in Polls & Surveys

planned for today? I'm going to work. Not very exciting, but I guess it will do.

2007-03-14 01:05:31 · 10 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

or will you help someone else acheive thier goals?

2007-03-14 01:04:53 · 7 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

(http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070312/ap_on_fe_st/the_church_of_pi ) what are you going to for pi day? (other than eat "pie") why? =^_^=

2007-03-14 01:04:45 · 9 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

has anyone got the answer?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

have any of you tried it?

2007-03-14 01:03:40 · 5 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Are you on it?

2007-03-14 01:03:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 01:03:07 · 19 answers · asked by teashy 6 in Polls & Surveys

mine is Alexander the Great. He's a wonderful human being.

2007-03-14 01:02:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 01:02:08 · 12 answers · asked by You liked me crazy 3 in Polls & Surveys

Its a long journey up there. You can do it.

2007-03-14 01:01:02 · 17 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 01:00:55 · 8 answers · asked by Bakaraju V 1 in Movies

2007-03-14 01:00:37 · 39 answers · asked by muppet 4 in Polls & Surveys

It sounds like he says "Acid, I'm galling" or maybe "I said I'm galling". I've haven't been able to figure it out because all of the lyric websites just say "This my calling..." and that's the end of it. Maybe they can't figure out what he's saying either!

2007-03-14 01:00:23 · 2 answers · asked by HoTbOd sWiMmeR 2 in Music

2007-03-14 00:59:35 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:59:35 · 14 answers · asked by LION 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:58:49 · 4 answers · asked by JENNIFER G 1 in Music

I'm not sure I do. Its 7:03 am here and its still pitch black. I'm not sure I really like that. Seems wierd to me.

2007-03-14 00:58:41 · 16 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys