Entertainment & Music - 14 March 2007

I sit on my **** way to much on here.

2007-03-14 00:37:03 · 13 answers · asked by Closed 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen
cooking, he looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one
of his socks in frying pan.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came
to bed very drunk," she replied.

Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself,
"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."

2007-03-14 00:35:51 · 6 answers · asked by Jim W 4 in Jokes & Riddles

the chorus is 'we were built to last'


I love her more than diamonds, i love her more than gold




thats all i know please help

2007-03-14 00:35:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The subway car was packed beyond capacity. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"

"I don't know what you're talking about miss. That's just my pay check in my pocket," replied the guy.

"Oh really!" she spat. "Then you must really have quite some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half-hour."

.One afternoon, a representative for a c*ndom company was on her way to an international c*ndom convention. While rushing through the busy airport, she dropped her briefcase carrying her samples, scattering c*ndoms across the floor.

The woman noticed passersby looking at her as she quickly tried to stuff all of the c*ndoms back into her briefcase. "It's okay," she said. "I'm going to a convention.".

2007-03-14 00:34:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-14 00:34:42 · 11 answers · asked by Direktor 5 in Music

What did one plate say to the other?

2007-03-14 00:34:37 · 4 answers · asked by Smiley 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I never realized how much i cared about points until i reached level 6, up till then it was accumulate, accumulate. Now i just reached it and level 7 is so far away i'm not thinking about it. Anyone else that sad??????

2007-03-14 00:33:59 · 50 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:33:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:32:30 · 33 answers · asked by Misery 1 in Polls & Surveys

Not text message, just by writing.

2007-03-14 00:32:01 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:31:18 · 16 answers · asked by D8411 5 in Polls & Surveys

amvil that's hanging above my head, do you think the resulting splat could be heard in China?

2007-03-14 00:30:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

cause no1 seems to be talking to me!!!!!!!!!
its really sad!!!!!!!

2007-03-14 00:30:34 · 9 answers · asked by pinkjessie 5 in Polls & Surveys

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter n*ked on the bed with a v*brator.

"What are you doing?" the mother exclaimed.
The daughter replied,"I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter n*ked on a sofa with her v*brator.

"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The daughter replied,"I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the v*brator buzzing away beside him.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

He replied,"Watching the game with my son in law

2007-03-14 00:30:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-14 00:29:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

everyone else seems to get orange boxes and i dont?

2007-03-14 00:29:38 · 18 answers · asked by pinkjessie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:29:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Serious comments/guesses please. I'm doing a report on anorexia in the media, and she's the perfect example. It'll be hard to prove my point if it took her a long time to lose the weight though.

2007-03-14 00:29:12 · 23 answers · asked by JenYA 3 in Celebrities

Would you :
A) Kill your parents
B) Get a legal name change
C) Cash in on the celebrity of being named Joe Shmo
D) Write a bestselling autobiography or
E) All of the Above

2007-03-14 00:29:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:28:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Would she cry?

2007-03-14 00:28:47 · 8 answers · asked by fatherf.lotski 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:28:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:28:24 · 3 answers · asked by Dana O 3 in Horoscopes

2007-03-14 00:28:10 · 17 answers · asked by Pondlife ver 4 2 in Polls & Surveys

About 13 years ago, I saw a programme called 'It's a Mystery'. They ended one episode with a little riddle. 'A girl walks into a shop & picks up a book. She takes it to the counter & places it there. She then hands the shop attendant £5 as payment for the book. After paying, she leaves the shop, but she doesn't take the book. Why?' I missed the following episode, which was to reveal the answer. It's now been bugging me for the past 13 years. Does anybody know the answer to this riddle?

2007-03-14 00:27:44 · 9 answers · asked by Fallen Angel 2 in Television

2007-03-14 00:27:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am unable to understand how a Tuesday is different frm wednesday or any other weekday

2007-03-14 00:27:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A chicken walks up to the circulation desk at a public library and says, "Buk Buk BUK."
The librarian decides that the chicken wants three books. She gives three books to the chicken, who goes away with them tucked under its wing.
Around midday, the chicken returns to the circulation desk, lloking vexed, and says, "Buk Buk BuKKOOK!"
The librarian decides that the chicken wants another three books. The chicken leaves as before, with three books under its wing.
The chicken returns to the library in the early afternoon, approaches the librarian, looking very annoyed, and says, "Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!"
The librarian is now a little suspicious. She gives the chicken three books, and decides to follow it.
She follows the chicken out of the library and through the town to a park. There she ses the chicken throwing the books at a frog in a pond, while the frog says, "Rrredit, Rrredit, Rrredit..."

2007-03-14 00:26:51 · 8 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Jokes & Riddles

> THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
>
> Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon
> *****
>
> THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
>
> Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder;
> Loquacious; Transubstantiate
> *****
>
>
> THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK :
>
> 1.) Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
> 2.) Nope, no more booze for me.
> 3.) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
> 4.) Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
> 5.) Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
> 6.) Sorry I'm being such a jackass.
>

2007-03-14 00:26:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Yea, this is from a long long time ago. But back when MTV's Real World went to London, in the first episode, just after they introduced the flatmate 'Lars' they played a song...and I can't remember much of it, but I think it started with a line like 'It's a Popular Misconception'.

It was kind of bouncy--britpop'y. Don't think it was Blur but it was around that time when Blur was pretty hip.

Anyone know the song or have the DVD?

I know--it was awhile ago...

2007-03-14 00:24:24 · 1 answers · asked by apleyden 5 in Music