A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter n*ked on the bed with a v*brator.
"What are you doing?" the mother exclaimed.
The daughter replied,"I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter n*ked on a sofa with her v*brator.
"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied,"I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the v*brator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
He replied,"Watching the game with my son in law
2007-03-14 00:30:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao, love it!
2007-03-14 00:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by Ni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic
2007-03-14 00:37:55 · answer #2 · answered by alec3720 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2007-03-14 00:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant punch line, didn`t expect that!! good joke, 10/10.
2007-03-15 08:30:24 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-14 00:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaahahahhhahah! very funny I gotta say.
2007-03-14 01:00:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny and i must say good one
2007-03-14 01:49:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, very funny!
2007-03-14 00:35:32 · answer #8 · answered by Emma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a story about me!
2007-03-14 00:34:30 · answer #9 · answered by Lord Onion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats superb.
2007-03-14 01:22:12 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...good wan dude...hmmm...innovative eh...hehehe =)
2007-03-14 17:39:48 · answer #11 · answered by Boy_69 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋