The subway car was packed beyond capacity. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss. That's just my pay check in my pocket," replied the guy.
"Oh really!" she spat. "Then you must really have quite some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half-hour."
.One afternoon, a representative for a c*ndom company was on her way to an international c*ndom convention. While rushing through the busy airport, she dropped her briefcase carrying her samples, scattering c*ndoms across the floor.
The woman noticed passersby looking at her as she quickly tried to stuff all of the c*ndoms back into her briefcase. "It's okay," she said. "I'm going to a convention.".
2007-03-14 00:34:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
grt
2007-03-14 01:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by dev 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 for the first one. 7/10 for the second. Cheers.
2007-03-17 15:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first more funny than the second.. lol
2007-03-14 10:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by patricia t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah cute =)
2007-03-14 07:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by PRiNCESS Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-16 06:00:15 · answer #5 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
diffrent.
2007-03-14 08:20:31 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-14 07:48:32 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2007-03-16 08:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Hilarious!!...More of the same please....
2007-03-14 08:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋