Entertainment & Music - 14 March 2007

Do you peepee a little? Or have you before?

2007-03-14 00:47:54 · 16 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

God! i heard Tara Tomkinson (or whatever her name is) singing! it was awful! how can they get away with putting cr*p like that on the telly!!!!

2007-03-14 00:47:38 · 21 answers · asked by princess 3 in Television

2007-03-14 00:46:31 · 8 answers · asked by julie a 1 in Celebrities

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2007-03-14 00:46:28 · 10 answers · asked by Leanne 2 in Music

At least that will be another way to get points.

2007-03-14 00:46:12 · 13 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:45:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-14 00:44:59 · 22 answers · asked by Jam 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."

The man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologizes for the short notice, and then hurries off.

A week later, the man returns and his wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?"

The man replies, "Yep, the fishing was great, but you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."

His wife smiles and says, "Oh, no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box."

2007-03-14 00:44:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Its one of my all time favorites and im not sure why. It was quite a corny old movie but i thought it was great!!!

2007-03-14 00:44:12 · 16 answers · asked by brendee 1 in Movies

or have you ever? i haven't!

2007-03-14 00:44:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

GLAD YOU KNOW THAT!

2007-03-14 00:43:47 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I work in an office, but have windows that look out onto a city centre! It could be inside or out!

2007-03-14 00:43:43 · 35 answers · asked by Misery 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:43:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Personally, I like "Swedish Fish," even if they are made in Canada. After all, my fiance's Canadian! What's your vote for the best candy ever?

2007-03-14 00:43:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A nurse working in a mental institution walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"

Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago." The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?"

Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago." "Great," replied the nurse.

The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room and finds Bob sitting on his bed m*sturbating vigorously. With surprise she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?"

bob replies, "I'm b*inking Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"

2007-03-14 00:42:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-14 00:42:03 · 9 answers · asked by Direktor 5 in Music

when little Chinese kids are digging a hole, just digging and digging, with their little Chinese shovel and pail, that their mom says to them "Jeez, if you keep on you'll dig all the way to America"?

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2007-03-14 00:41:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

give me best answers?
my answers are sooo mch better than some other peoples!!!!!!!!!!! or it could just be im jealous? hmmmmmmmm?????????

2007-03-14 00:41:56 · 13 answers · asked by pinkjessie 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think it was when Micheal Jackson got one!
They used to be badass!

2007-03-14 00:41:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:41:36 · 57 answers · asked by FC 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:41:12 · 37 answers · asked by Misery 1 in Polls & Surveys

dawned on her. why r brunettes flat chested?it makes it easier to read their t shirts. why is a brunette proud of her hair?it matches her mustache.--what disease paralises women?marriage--men call women birds.it must b because of the worm`s they pick up.--it`s better to have loved & lost,than having 2 live with that ***** the rest of my life.and the last 1-my boss said i`d get a raise when i`d earned it. he must be mad if he thinkls i`ll wait that long.

2007-03-14 00:40:50 · 7 answers · asked by happy chappy 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the blonde guard, 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' The guard replies, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' The guard answers, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago!'


A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!"
The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

2007-03-14 00:40:46 · 7 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

A man and a woman were seated next to each other on the New York to Los Angeles flight. When they were over Chicago the man let out a sneeze, then reached under his belt and into his p*nts with a handkerchief. The woman pretended not to notice, being polite, thinking that he perhaps had an inc*ntinence problem.

A few minutes later, this was followed by a second sneeze. The man once again reached down into his p*nts with a handkerchief. The woman began to squirm uncomfortably in her seat.

Then, this was followed by an even more powerful third sneeze. This time, the man unfastened his belt so he could more effectively clean off the areas below. The woman was aghast, couldn't take it anymore, and finally blurted, "Just what is going on with you!"

The man responded, "I have a very rare condition causing me to experience an org*sm each and every time I sneeze."

2007-03-14 00:38:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-14 00:38:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to know! Thank You <3

2007-03-14 00:38:32 · 20 answers · asked by JuiceBoxx 1 in Horoscopes

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time,
and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her
to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use
the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do
you want a bed near the window?"

DID YOU PASS ?

2007-03-14 00:38:19 · 10 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-03-14 00:38:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-14 00:37:55 · 29 answers · asked by Misery 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 00:37:55 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys