A man and a woman were seated next to each other on the New York to Los Angeles flight. When they were over Chicago the man let out a sneeze, then reached under his belt and into his p*nts with a handkerchief. The woman pretended not to notice, being polite, thinking that he perhaps had an inc*ntinence problem.
A few minutes later, this was followed by a second sneeze. The man once again reached down into his p*nts with a handkerchief. The woman began to squirm uncomfortably in her seat.
Then, this was followed by an even more powerful third sneeze. This time, the man unfastened his belt so he could more effectively clean off the areas below. The woman was aghast, couldn't take it anymore, and finally blurted, "Just what is going on with you!"
The man responded, "I have a very rare condition causing me to experience an org*sm each and every time I sneeze."
2007-03-14 00:38:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Oh," she replied. "But could you please trying being a little more discreet." She then asked, "What can you take for this type of rare condition?"
He responded, "Pepper."
2007-03-14 00:39:36 · update #1
Made me laugh.
2007-03-14 00:42:39 · answer #1 · answered by A Military Veteran 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's funny. Not 'roll on the floor laughing so hard I pee' funny, but still funny.
Oh and for that girl who didn't get why pepper had anything to do with it? Are you serious? Pepper makes you sneeze. I thought everyone knew that.
2007-03-14 00:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by lollysarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's got me laughing a little, but pepper? What's that got to do with it?
2007-03-14 00:42:42 · answer #3 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but i have heard the female version of it.
2007-03-14 01:23:21 · answer #4 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-03-14 00:47:42 · answer #5 · answered by DAVID M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhhhh, Noooooo, I am sorry to say, No it is not funny. Good Luck !
2007-03-14 01:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by mshonnie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not so much. far too long winded and after all that is not too funny. keep it up tho.
2007-03-14 00:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by elsie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFLMAO
yes it's funny
2007-03-14 00:42:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grt
2007-03-14 01:06:58 · answer #9 · answered by dev 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still funny.
2007-03-14 01:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋