Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the blonde guard, 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' The guard replies, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' The guard answers, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago!'
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!"
The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
2007-03-14 00:40:46 · 7 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I laughed so hard at the first joke, and I snorted!
Thanks for sharing the jokes!
2007-03-14 00:45:35 · answer #1 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! love the tree one!
2007-03-14 07:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by PussyCat Doll <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHaHa the tree one is hilarious =))
2007-03-14 07:45:18 · answer #3 · answered by PRiNCESS Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA. The first one is good.
2007-03-14 08:21:08 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheheh cute
Loved the first one better
2007-03-14 07:43:55 · answer #5 · answered by mary L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CHEERS THEY WHERE GREAT,
THANKS FOR THE LAUGH,
2007-03-14 07:45:33 · answer #6 · answered by electrified_dancers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keeep it up xD
2007-03-14 12:18:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋