2007-03-14 01:08:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Boy: From the day i met u , i'm not able to eat, drink or smoke
Girl: Are u madly in love with me
Boy: u... :# U always make my pocket empty..... :(
2007-03-14 18:02:19 · answer #1 · answered by Swetha 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good joke
2007-03-14 10:40:35 · answer #2 · answered by M S B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People are talking about Emerging India.
Where is it emerging? It is sinking due to corruption, misuse of power, vote banking policy, political interference in everything , casteism, irresponsible electoral systems, rich becoming very rich, and lack of Independence for middle class &lower level people, age old education systems etc.
People talking about "India is emerging" is the good joke of present day. It is not really emerging as being claimed; It is a slow sinking ship as on date.
2007-03-14 09:09:33 · answer #3 · answered by balakrishnan c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good joke.
2007-03-14 10:02:22 · answer #4 · answered by Rainbow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"
2007-03-15 02:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + Dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + Dumb woman = marriage
2007-03-14 13:58:51 · answer #6 · answered by Ramkumar G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do you call a cute volcano?
A.Lava-ble
2007-03-14 08:40:36 · answer #7 · answered by sethsanchita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur question is super how is it !!!Thani adinu sollavan nanpanalla.raava adikkum pothu konjam thanni uothi adinu solravanthan unmaiyana nanban.
2007-03-14 10:39:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
papa pupu pipi pa & hapa hupu hipi ha both are good frnds
then what should I do???????????????
2007-03-14 16:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by sormit 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋