I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously h*mos*xual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced, "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays - that would be great."
I did as he had instructed, but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her, "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane."
She still wouldn't comply. Now the attendant was getting rather angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."
Our flight attendant replied, "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen and I outrank you, b*tch! So put the tray up!"
2007-03-14 01:26:20 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not funny.
2007-03-14 01:28:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well I know a couple of Queens that would love that joke!
I`m sending it to them now!
10/10 *
Tink xx
2007-03-14 20:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Good@
2007-03-15 01:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by LizzieIzzyBizzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats hilarious! Good joke :P
2007-03-14 08:29:16 · answer #4 · answered by Jenny T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it appears to be funnier as read it more and more.. so, YES! the joke is definitely Hilarious! LOL! and that's a star for you.. LOL!
2007-03-16 12:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one chris 10/10
2007-03-14 11:54:00 · answer #6 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah! This really happened?
2007-03-14 08:57:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
had better from you mate
but the gay voice (type) was funny........ and worrying at the same time you do it rather well
2007-03-14 08:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by BAM-BAM 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little bit funny
2007-03-14 08:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by leanne_1_27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-14 10:53:39 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋