A rich man was having an afair with an italian woman for sevaral years one night during their rendezvous she told him she was pregnent. not wanting to ruin his reputaion or his marriage he paid her a large sum of money so she could secretly have the child in italy.if she stayed in italy to raise the child he would provide child suport till the child was 18. she agreed, but asked how she would tell him wen the child was born. to keep it descrite he told her to just send him a post card with the word "spahgetti" on the back. he would then arrange for child support payments to begin. one day 9 months later he came home to his confuesd wife. "honey" she said "u received a strange postcard". "o just give it to me and ill explain it". he said. the wife obeyed, and watched her husband read the card, turn white, and fainted.
on the card was written "spaghetti,spaghetti,spaghetti. two with meat balls one without"
wat do u think ppl was this joke funny?
2007-03-12
12:51:55
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