I was thinking, if the workforce had a special break for self pleasure/relief activities, the workplace would be happier and more relaxed.
It's better for you than smoking and relieves stress - so should cut down on sick days, thus saving money (although some expenditure on extra tissue paper in the gents and batteries in the ladies may be required).
If you're allowed to pop off for a cancer inducing cigarette, surely you should be allowed a quick one off the wrist?
2007-03-12 12:54:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sh*t.. you mean it's not sanctioned already? Damn I'm sooo fired!!
2007-03-12 13:46:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say that in certain jobs it would be worthwhile. In some jobs I have worked in I would have found it impossible to get turned on.
I guess some employers may consider it a good idea. Perhaps male employees of a sperm bank could take it as a paid break.
2007-03-12 20:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't it normal to just take a relief break in the loo? Ooops
2007-03-12 19:58:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I like to "Tip My Concrete" occasionally while I'm dictating termination of employment notices to my saucy secretary.
2007-03-12 20:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think there is any way I will ever be turned on at work. I'll keep on with the cancer sticks.
2007-03-12 20:08:27 · answer #5 · answered by RIVER 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not much fun in the engineroom of a 31. Trust me, I know.
2007-03-12 20:06:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My "friend" once cranked one out in the bucket of a JCB. He`s always been ambitious.
2007-03-12 20:13:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good idea but the smokers would want a cigarette straight after, hence they would get two breaks!
2007-03-12 19:59:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, if we had a break like that, I'd still go outside and just smoke anyways.
2007-03-12 19:57:48 · answer #9 · answered by Fluffington Cuddlebutts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great idea!!!
But only if the female supervisors issue it lol
2007-03-12 20:04:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you'd do that and then take a smoke break?
2007-03-12 20:00:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋