Entertainment & Music - 12 March 2007

St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be."

"Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!"

"No problem," replied St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone. "And what do you want to be," St. Peter asked the other guy.

"I'd like to be one cool stud!" was the reply.

"Easy," replied St. Peter, and the other guy was gone.

After a few months, their mansions were finished, and St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back. "You'll find them easily," he says, "One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon, and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit!"

2007-03-12 00:19:20 · 7 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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horoscope for Libra?

I was born on 09/23, on the cusp. On some astrologlical charts I am a Libra on others I am a Virgo. What am I. Please help!!

2007-03-12 00:18:37 · 9 answers · asked by tbird1198 1 in Horoscopes

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What is the funnest spot on the human body?

Other than the obvious. If I've just eliminated your need to answer *smile* then write in, "purrrr."

2007-03-12 00:17:40 · 18 answers · asked by Sleek 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What jobs have you resorted to in order to make money?

2007-03-12 00:17:16 · 14 answers · asked by Yellowstonedogs 7 in Polls & Surveys

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let's see who can solve this????

Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area.
They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was killed.
The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus" Why do u think they said that????

2007-03-12 00:17:10 · 10 answers · asked by cutie_hr 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do the girls like this...A man dies and goes to Heaven.?

He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

("OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"

(sorry second time i posted this)

2007-03-12 00:17:05 · 8 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Lost - last nights episode?

Anyone know what number last nights episode is or the title of it? (UK showing)

Thanks

2007-03-12 00:17:00 · 5 answers · asked by kim7wheaton 2 in Television

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If Glass is such a pane, why do we have it in our windows ?

2007-03-12 00:16:45 · 14 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

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have you ever not been bothered?

to do what you are supposed to be doing?
well i supose thats why people are here on yahoo answers in the first place!
seriously though, im in college now and im suposed to go to class, but im feeling a little bit down today so in not going to go, even though i really should go.
basically, i need some cheering up!!

2007-03-12 00:15:47 · 7 answers · asked by Irish Girl 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How do I know which house is Saturn in as according to my birth date, location?

Is there any calculation or charts I can draw.
Or any free spftware

2007-03-12 00:15:12 · 4 answers · asked by Zee99 3 in Horoscopes

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Why do they call them shooting stars....?

2007-03-12 00:15:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What would you rather have to name your daughter?

Bertha, Olga, or Venus (think of all the teasing in school with the name "Venus")?

2007-03-12 00:14:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What rock ‘n’ roller was boycotted by New York City police unions for writing American Skin (41 shots)?

about Amadou Diallo?

2007-03-12 00:13:40 · 20 answers · asked by cnored9528 3 in Music

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Why's it so much cheaper for a single chick to go to a swinger's club?

if women want equal rights so much then shouldn't they pay the same as a single guy?

2007-03-12 00:13:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Where's the scariest place you've ever been?

2007-03-12 00:12:50 · 9 answers · asked by D8411 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Fallen Angel on ITV1?

Did anyone watch it last nite and think that the start was really confusing? It got really good but how can they fill another 3 hours? In tonites trailer did I see that the minister with the beard is Angel's Dad? Who's her mother?? And How on earth could they cut little 'Rebecca Fowler's' (Lucy) hair????

2007-03-12 00:10:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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For the first time I have felt it necessary to violate someone, the guy with the pick of you know what...?

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Has anyone else taken the same course of action?

I did ask a question about this earlier but but yahoo in its infinite wisdom choose not to post it. It was a perfectly good Q's did not violate the community guild lines, i don't think anyway. Would you please also answer this Q.

Much thanks kby

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhfwlosixZL4NLUXwJyREm4gBgx.?qid=20070312035237AAePSni

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2007-03-12 00:09:47 · 26 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

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If you were stranded in a desert????

1- Who would be the person u take with you ?? and y? ((IT HAS TO BE FROM THE CHOICE I GIVE U))

Jigsaw (saw) Tobin bell
Bo/vINCENT (House of wax) Brian Van Holt
Jessica Simpson
Pamela anderson

2- WHat would u take with you? (optional) and y??

2007-03-12 00:09:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think you are more offended by rude avatars if you are a parent or do parental instincts not count?

2007-03-12 00:08:06 · 16 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Did you see pic of Scarlett Johansson on Parade?

She is beautiful, but I couldn't believe all of that under-arm hair. Did any of you see it? Oh, well, those of us less gorgeous girls can gloat, just a bit!

2007-03-12 00:05:40 · 4 answers · asked by Jenny 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Where is NIT-Calicut located ?

2007-03-12 00:04:56 · 4 answers · asked by parimal samir s 1 in Other - Entertainment

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have you seen the video of malta?

have you seen the video of malta of this

year do you like it or now if yes say sow

i donot like it the video

2007-03-12 00:04:34 · 13 answers · asked by malta marilou 2 in Polls & Surveys

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By jove, who knew?

Who knew gurny surfing would be such a bad idea?

For those of you who don't know, a gurny is one of those mobile hospital beds, the ones on wheels. FYI, they don't handle stairs very well.

Ouch.

2007-03-12 00:04:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys