St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be."
"Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!"
"No problem," replied St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone. "And what do you want to be," St. Peter asked the other guy.
"I'd like to be one cool stud!" was the reply.
"Easy," replied St. Peter, and the other guy was gone.
After a few months, their mansions were finished, and St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back. "You'll find them easily," he says, "One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon, and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit!"
2007-03-12 00:19:20 · 7 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gud joke ...Im giving u a star for it.
2007-03-12 00:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by nc/^\teej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really very funny. Heaven/St Peter jokes are pretty old. The christians just get offended and everyone else realizes there is no Heaven/St Peter.
2007-03-12 00:24:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont find what is so funny about a person being an eagle or a cool stud? seriously.. i dont!
2007-03-12 00:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice but a groaner!!!!
2007-03-12 00:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by Nehru 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uuuhhh
2007-03-12 04:52:16 · answer #5 · answered by JamDQqueen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GGGRRRROOOANNNNN!!!
but deserves to be repeated lolz
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2007-03-12 00:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by >> fleur << 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad..
2007-03-12 00:23:30 · answer #7 · answered by Domi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋