Entertainment & Music - 12 March 2007

2007-03-12 01:50:06 · 11 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.

Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."

Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."

Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"

Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."

The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.

Mom : "Now what do I do?"

Son : "Get your *** out of bed, you wh0re, and fix that kid some fuc king ice cream."

2007-03-12 01:50:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-12 01:49:46 · 37 answers · asked by Benny Zuko, The All-Knowing cat 5 in Polls & Surveys

does anybody know the largest amount ever won on the show?? was it the milion or less????

2007-03-12 01:49:24 · 9 answers · asked by Jessie 3 in Television

and only answering you have been reported. i thought connie had retired from the news business

2007-03-12 01:49:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

anyone know where i can download pathfinder and the zodiac for free??

Are they good?

2007-03-12 01:48:33 · 2 answers · asked by blue angel 2 in Movies

2007-03-12 01:48:01 · 14 answers · asked by katherine 2 in Celebrities

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

2007-03-12 01:47:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.

The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

"Spank him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"

2007-03-12 01:46:45 · 9 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Jokes & Riddles

my name in it? just curious i guess ; ) xo

2007-03-12 01:46:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is the opening in the movie Music & Lyrics...
I just totally love this song

2007-03-12 01:46:05 · 3 answers · asked by Fatin K 1 in Music

2007-03-12 01:45:40 · 11 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 01:45:30 · 30 answers · asked by cameron s 1 in Television

2007-03-12 01:45:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

talks about her husbands hemmroids or are you the one who talks about your hemmroids to someone else, cause there's always someone in there who wants everyone to know they've got them.

2007-03-12 01:45:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We were talking about circumcision and we both agreed that it looks much nicer when a guy is but can you actually feel the difference when you have sex? We both agreed it is the same with a condom on but we could not agree about it without a condom

2007-03-12 01:44:50 · 13 answers · asked by hollykerryxo 1 in Polls & Surveys

New Bike
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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Latitude & Longitude
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

Latitude & Longitude
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

2007-03-12 01:44:49 · 10 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Please refer to this question:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmgL72spppEekngm0pHJ5eHsy6IX?qid=20070306021303AAiiyIQ


I was born on 27th June 1986 at 10:44AM. Place of birth is Surabaya (Indonesia). Is my rising sign Libra or Virgo or Sagittarius? Please explain it to me.

2007-03-12 01:44:23 · 2 answers · asked by AngelicDevil 2 in Horoscopes

I have looked everywhere but I can't seem to find any! it is so frusterating since I am their # 1 fan LOL If you can help me that would be great!

2007-03-12 01:44:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

that is he may have done some good? or is it really as i think that he is just an evil little man? who must be stopped.

2007-03-12 01:43:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i luv many trailers i just can't tell coz they're areso good & way much better than the movie it self.

2007-03-12 01:43:02 · 14 answers · asked by Gisela Esther M 1 in Movies

Our Mamma would always sing Opera really loudly. Especially when we were on the phone or had company over. She honestly didn't do it on purpose. It thickened my skin and my funny bone. How about you and your dys FUN ctional upbringing?

2007-03-12 01:42:50 · 27 answers · asked by Sleek 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 01:42:35 · 27 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 01:42:23 · 2 answers · asked by spentbros 2 in Music

what would it be for?

2007-03-12 01:42:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I give the girls 2 hours each, they take turns. I am the last one to get it about 10:00 p.m. at night. Do you think this is right? They still fight over it and on weekends they are waiting in line to get on it when I am on there? How would you solve this?

2007-03-12 01:42:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Kellie Pickler kicks a field goal in this video where is she at. I want to know the name of the stadium.

2007-03-12 01:41:45 · 1 answers · asked by AMANDA K 1 in Television

What will you do for me,English Cad.Best answer wins....

2007-03-12 01:41:30 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the are the guys who just nearly catch frodo when he nearly puts the ring on!

2007-03-12 01:41:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i love jo jo..i think shez really cute and i have loved most of her songs...especially a little too late...
how old is she ? also is she full american white? (her ethnic bkground)
I think shez got something different about her features...does anybody agree?

2007-03-12 01:40:49 · 9 answers · asked by LDN Chica 1 in Celebrities