New Bike
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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Latitude & Longitude
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
Latitude & Longitude
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
2007-03-12 01:44:49 · 10 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA! HA! HA! ITS A NICE JOKE! I M LAUGHING STILL...............
2007-03-12 02:03:38 · answer #1 · answered by vinni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, any joke that can offend a cop is a good one. That first one had me giggling (which I rarely do), and the second one was okay. But put the dick on top?! haha, off the hook, brother.
2007-03-12 09:09:27 · answer #2 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice ones i loved the first one most!! thumbs up!! ;]
2007-03-12 09:08:19 · answer #3 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get either of them! Oh my goodness! I think that I AM stupid...oh well!
2007-03-20 00:31:27 · answer #4 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved that one!
2007-03-19 16:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha aha ha aha aha aha ha very cute bof of dem
2007-03-19 16:19:07 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-12 09:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!!!
2007-03-12 09:26:07 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao enjoyed that. thanks 4 cheering me up.
2007-03-19 16:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by shorty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-03-19 17:54:50 · answer #10 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋