An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
"Spank him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"
2007-03-12 01:46:45 · 9 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute!!!
2007-03-12 01:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by Dove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Spank the dad, too. He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place, either.
2007-03-12 01:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it, but still cute. i worked with kids before, and i would not be the least bit suprised to hear that this has actually been said before!
2007-03-12 02:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by Taken by a Texan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! kids say the darndest things lol!!!
2007-03-12 01:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im in stitches funny and original.
2007-03-12 01:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by pH neutralizer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-03-12 03:11:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhah
2007-03-19 22:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO FUNNY!
2007-03-19 09:14:26 · answer #8 · answered by Mustang_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!!!
2007-03-12 02:25:47 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋