A man phones up the vet in the middle of the night to tell him his pet dog has swallowed a condom. "You've got to help," he cries. "I don't know what to do."
"It is rather late," says the vet. "But as it's an emergency, I'll be there as soon as I can."
"What should I do in the meantime," says the owner.
"Just keep the dog as still as you can," says the vet." "I won't be long."
After an hour, the vet is still driving when his mobile rings. "I phoned earlier," says the caller. "My dog swallowed a condom."
"Yes, I know," says the vet. "I'm going as fast as I can, but I'm stuck in traffic."
"You needn't bother," says the dog owner. "It's okay now. We've found another one in the drawer."
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ps. to all who have commented on my red nose :o) Friday is red nose day - (Comic Relief Day in the UK, when we donate money to charity.)
2007-03-12
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