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A man phones up the vet in the middle of the night to tell him his pet dog has swallowed a condom. "You've got to help," he cries. "I don't know what to do."
"It is rather late," says the vet. "But as it's an emergency, I'll be there as soon as I can."
"What should I do in the meantime," says the owner.
"Just keep the dog as still as you can," says the vet." "I won't be long."
After an hour, the vet is still driving when his mobile rings. "I phoned earlier," says the caller. "My dog swallowed a condom."
"Yes, I know," says the vet. "I'm going as fast as I can, but I'm stuck in traffic."
"You needn't bother," says the dog owner. "It's okay now. We've found another one in the drawer."
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ps. to all who have commented on my red nose :o) Friday is red nose day - (Comic Relief Day in the UK, when we donate money to charity.)

2007-03-12 13:11:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

I like that one!!

Your red nose is cool too (i want one!)

2007-03-12 13:15:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Tacky but funny! 8/10. America could use a red nose day also to cheer everyone up!

2007-03-12 20:39:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Funny Joke and cool nose! American's we need a red nose day!

2007-03-12 20:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1 0

I have heard it before, it's one of Jethroes'. But it always makes me laugh. Must have been good, it's the first time for ages I've written in. Keep smilin'

2007-03-12 20:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by terri 3 · 0 0

See, now that's a GOOD ONE> high 5 to you! That one has gotta go straight to the book. LMAO LMAO LMAO> I gotta tell my hubby that 1, good going! Star for you!!!

2007-03-12 20:16:50 · answer #5 · answered by blah 4 · 0 0

Maybe he wanted to be like that dog that has the chewing gum bubble coming out of his butt. ha ha . good one. I liked it.

2007-03-12 20:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Me2 5 · 0 0

lol. Excellent. Have a satr - A star even.

lololol.

2007-03-12 20:16:34 · answer #7 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0 0

They don't even care about the dog.

2007-03-12 20:21:57 · answer #8 · answered by cynical 6 · 0 0

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. that is nastey but funny and messed up all at the same time!!! lololol

2007-03-12 20:17:03 · answer #9 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0 0

that's funny.
nice to see you supporting comic relief

2007-03-12 20:26:02 · answer #10 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 0 0

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