Liverpool Football Club are on the look out for some new talent and send a scout to Bosnia where they find a fantastic new player and bring him back with them. In his first game, he scores a hat-trick and the fans love him. When he gets home he decides to phone his mum and gives her the good news, but when she answers she immediately starts crying.
When he asks what the matter is, she replies, "Well, this morning your sister was raped by a street gang, then your little brother was savaged by wild dogs while playing football in the street. After that your dad was shot by a sniper and i was mugged and beaten up while shopping."
The guy is gobsmacked. "Mum, what can I say? I'm so sorry."
"Sorry?!" she shouts. "It's your fault we moved to Liverpool.
2007-03-12
12:49:45
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